Iksar regen is bad for female players

[Mazoku]

And here I've been hitting on the iksar women that I port. Scaley women need love too. Have none of you read the Lusty Argonian Maid? If not, go.. get to reading and then find an iksar woman to hatch a brood with. I have about 30 iksar wives now.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Mazoku [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And here I've been hitting on the iksar women that I port. Scaley women need love too. Have none of you read the Lusty Argonian Maid? If not, go.. get to reading and then find an iksar woman to hatch a brood with. I have about 30 iksar wives now.

They're either dudes,
Or they made iksar to play with hubby,
Or they're underage girls with pet lizards.

So you're telling everybody that you like to hit on dudes, married women and underage girls. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Mazoku]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

They're either dudes,
Or they made iksar to play with hubby,
Or they're underage girls with pet lizards.

So you're telling everybody that you like to hit on dudes, married women and underage girls. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hahaha..no. It's called roleplay, we're in another world called Norrath when we log in. Also kids should NOT be playing this game. I also hit on Wuoshi when she's up.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Mazoku [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hahaha..no. It's called roleplay, we're in another world called Norrath when we log in. Also kids should NOT be playing this game. I also hit on Wuoshi when she's up.

What you call 'roleplay' the judge will call 'pedophilia'.

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[Tunabros]

OP has never felt the touch of a woman in his life

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Tunabros [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

OP has never felt the touch of a woman in his life

Neither have u obviously lol 😆

[Elfminster]

Rangers are self-identifying as clerics after leading EQ expert says,

"Coventional norms are not relevant in a modern progressive society such as ours"

The leading expert, who wishes to remain anonymous, goes on to say,

"Beauty is an archaic and intangible social construct which intelligent players should reject and instead embrace their beautiful ugly side". 

The expert was later contacted to clarify her comments but she was busy with a prior engagemment with her beauty therapist.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Rangers are self-identifying as clerics after leading EQ expert says,

"Coventional norms are not relevant in a modern progressive society such as ours"

The leading expert, who wishes to remain anonymous, goes on to say,

"Beauty is an archaic and intangible social construct which intelligent players should reject and instead embrace their beautiful ugly side". 

The expert was later contacted to clarify her comments but she was busy with a prior engagemment with her beauty therapist.

This is pretty funny guys. And definitely not hate speech.

[Elfminster]

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Exit polls suggest the 'Make Norrath Great Again Party' is on course for an historic landside victory.

A party spokesperson said,

"This party is committed to making life fairer for all,
that's why on our first day in office we will be introducing a 21% income tax rate
on Druid earnings over 3PP per hour and an 18% final value fee on auctions
over 4PP. These vital measures will pay for much needed Fungi Tunics for 
hard working single mothers and impoverished inner city children"

A spokesperson for the Gen Z Party said in response,

"OK boomer"

[Jimjam]

Tldr: No wonder your wives are cheating if yous are so ugly. ?