Should orcs be a playable "race", errr uhm, species? In MMOs

[Bardp1999]

I made it about 3 minutes into Dakka - proud of myself

[Arteker]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lmao

aww good ole warhammer 40k orks,

some quotes:
The only good 'ooman is a dead 'ooman. An' da only fing better than a dead 'ooman'z a dyin' 'ooman who tell you where ter find 'is mates.

The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.

Hit 'em hard, Hit 'em low and give 'em plenty of Dakka

[starkind]

Originally Posted by Arteker [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

aww good ole warhammer 40k orks,

some quotes:
The only good 'ooman is a dead 'ooman. An' da only fing better than a dead 'ooman'z a dyin' 'ooman who tell you where ter find 'is mates.

The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.

Hit 'em hard, Hit 'em low and give 'em plenty of Dakka

Orc life is best life. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Arteker]

Originally Posted by starkind [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Orc life is best life. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

OI! Lissen ta me wen I’z talkin’ to ya! We’z gonna go on ‘dere ship, we’z gonna smash it up an’ kill anyfing dat gets in our way, an’ den we’z gonna get back on da boat an’ go home. Dat’ll show ‘em. Do you lot of ‘umie runts unnastand dat? Good. Now, wiv me: WAAAGH!
- sanctioned Ork, briefing a human Boarding party

Da ooman base iz got walls an’ fings, see. So, if I’z goes up to da wall, all sneaky-like, and blows it up wiv me bombs, den dere’ll be an ‘ole in da wall wot da ladz can go fru, see. So, when you’z lot ‘ears sumfing go boom, you charge,’ cos dere’ll be an ‘ole in da wall. Unnastand?
- explaining a plan to a group of other Orks

Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!
- Commonly held Ork view of warfare

Oomans are pink and soft, not tough and green like da Boyz. They'z all the same size too, so they'z always arguing about who's in charge, 'cos no way of telling 'cept fer badges an' ooniforms and fings. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. Wot a lot of mukkin' about if yer asks me. An' while they'z all arguing wiv each other over who's da boss, da Orks can clobber da lot
- on Humanity and its weaknesses An anonymous Ork Boy

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by Arteker [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oomans are pink and soft, not tough and green like da Boyz. They'z all the same size too, so they'z always arguing about who's in charge, 'cos no way of telling 'cept fer badges an' ooniforms and fings. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. Wot a lot of mukkin' about if yer asks me. An' while they'z all arguing wiv each other over who's da boss, da Orks can clobber da lot
- on Humanity and its weaknesses An anonymous Ork Boy

40k is truly the greatest political commentary there is.

[Toxigen]

work work

something doing

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[Nocht]

40k Orks are the best. They are morons but still capable of space travel because they believe it just works and their psychic energy makes it happen lol.

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by Nocht [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

40k Orks are the best. They are morons but still capable of space travel because they believe it just works and their psychic energy makes it happen lol.

Your source disagrees with you. They have a caste of mekaniks (born with the gift), and slave labourers, which maintain their tech.

[Jimjam]

^good video though. I love the gretchin being launched at the enemy.

[Nirgon]

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