This shit is gross

[Bodeanicus]

Originally Posted by Ozudin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Some of these chicks are hairier than me as well. There have been times when at the pool I've been a little self conscious about my ogre pits. I've thought; "Man, I should trim this shit up. This shit isn't attractive." Point is, I'm not dogging these feminists or anything. I just think its unattractive and if I'm waking up in the morning in some chicks bed and snuggling up for a sweet whiff of her perfumed arm pits and my nose is tickled with this shit while hungover I'm going to puke and leave in a cold sweat questioning my sexuality. Shave your pits. We pay for the movies and dinner, you shave your fucking pits.

You'll change your attitude when you're not 16 anymore.

[Ozudin]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You'll change your attitude when you're not 16 anymore.

I played in 99 and I was 20, so do the math.

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You wouldn't survive in the zombie apocalypse.

American men are pussy little bitches when it comes to the look of females in their natural state. As a whole, we've pushed them into being blonde, painted, orange, and hairless, with blue or purple eyes, disproportionately large breasts, a tattoo above their ass, and a duckface.

I bet most of the wuss males in this society wouldn't be able to procreate when the lights go out and the last razor has been used. To you that would puke at the sight of a woman in her natural state, I say: "send them to me for impregnation, for my stomach is iron, and my family didn't raise a puritan little bitch."

Now.. I'm not saying that hairless isn't a good look for females; I like it. I'm just saying that you're a bitch if you would get sick at the sight of - or wouldn't make babies with - a hot chick with pit hair.

I've been with my sons mom for thee years. She had Hodgkin's lymphoma with horrible itching and bumps all over her body. I still put lotion on her feet and legs every night. I'm not a pussy. This was a rant about feminism more than anything. You should probably realize the puking part was and exaggeration. Anyway, last time I try to troll hairy chicks.

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You'll change your attitude when you're not 16 anymore.

sorry not everyone lowers their standards as they get older....but i did find a few of the swanky slim french chicks with just a bit of pit hair bearable.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Ozudin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm waking up in the morning in some chicks bed and snuggling up for a sweet whiff of her perfumed arm pits and my nose is tickled with this shit while hungover I'm going to puke and leave in a cold sweat questioning my sexuality.

You wouldn't survive in the zombie apocalypse.

American men are pussy little bitches when it comes to the look of females in their natural state. As a whole, we've pushed them into being blonde, painted, orange, and hairless, with blue or purple eyes, disproportionately large breasts, a tattoo above their ass, and a duckface.

I bet most of the wuss males in this society wouldn't be able to procreate when the lights go out and the last razor has been used. To you that would puke at the sight of a woman in her natural state, I say: "send them to me for impregnation, for my stomach is iron, and my family didn't raise a puritan little bitch."

Now.. I'm not saying that hairless isn't a good look for females; I like it. I'm just saying that you're a bitch if you would get sick at the sight of - or wouldn't make babies with - a hot chick with pit hair.

[deathgirl]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You wouldn't survive in the zombie apocalypse.

American men are pussy little bitches when it comes to the look of females in their natural state. As a whole, we've pushed them into being blonde, painted, orange, and hairless, with blue or purple eyes, disproportionately large breasts, a tattoo above their ass, and a duckface.

I bet most of the wuss males in this society wouldn't be able to procreate when the lights go out and the last razor has been used. To you that would puke at the sight of a woman in her natural state, I say: "send them to me for impregnation, for my stomach is iron, and my family didn't raise a puritan little bitch."

Now.. I'm not saying that hairless isn't a good look for females; I like it. I'm just saying that you're a bitch if you would get sick at the sight of - or wouldn't make babies with - a hot chick with pit hair.

this thread has brought me to the realization that I have a thing for iron-stomached men

[Estu]

Originally Posted by deathgirl [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

this thread has brought me to the realization that I have a thing for iron-stomached men

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...wait, that's something else

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Ozudin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Some of these chicks are hairier than me as well. There have been times when at the pool I've been a little self conscious about my ogre pits. I've thought; "Man, I should trim this shit up. This shit isn't attractive." Point is, I'm not dogging these feminists or anything. I just think its unattractive and if I'm waking up in the morning in some chicks bed and snuggling up for a sweet whiff of her perfumed arm pits and my nose is tickled with this shit while hungover I'm going to puke and leave in a cold sweat questioning my sexuality. Shave your pits. We pay for the movies and dinner, you shave your fucking pits.

OGRE PITS lol! Sometimes I feel that way about my chest, most guys in florida aren't too hairy or they shave their chest, I can't fucking do it im too man for that. I don't want no bitch that thinks I need to a smooth baby chest, I AM MAN

[naez]

I beg to differ sir hairy privates is not necessarily a deal breaker unless you're like into 12 year old pussy. For guys always cut the bush to make the tree look bigger. Hairy pits is kinda wtf tho keep ur arms down gurl goddam no1 wants to smell that shit

[naez]

also no1 likes a cleric who nukes

[Bruno]

As culturally enlightened as I feel I am, I'm still not having a chick with pit hair. Trust me when I tell you that you can have them all.