If you had a million platinum.......

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Ella`Ella [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Don't know which was harder to come by,

My first million plat or my first million dollars.

Neither were as gratifying as I thought they'd be once I got there; the journey was far better than the destination.

ur in finance then?

[Spyder73]

Originally Posted by Ella`Ella [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I am a stay at home son

[oqrelord]

Originally Posted by Ella`Ella [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I bet you've never slept with a million women...

I bet i've masturbated to a million women...

[Foxplay]

I bedazzle rocks and sell them outside craft stores once a month, my budget is 2.3 million

[Ella`Ella]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ur in finance then?

Yes

Originally Posted by oqrelord [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I bet i've masturbated to a million women...

We're not so different after all

[Gozuk]

I would buy a Twisted Bone earring. Pm

[skarlorn]

i have not masturbated to 1 million women. that's a lot of women.

lets do some maths.

let's be generous and say you masturbate to 10 women in a single session in your mom's basement. And let's say have a mean of 2 masturbations per day. 140 women per week to whom thou hast touched thy penit.

(i'd like to note that I believe this to be a hypersexual rate which only a minority of lads truly achieve. I will provide my masturbatory stats upon request.)

Supposing this was Millionare Unbrella's masturbation statistic, that's 51,100 women to whom he has touched his weiner per yer.

He would have to masturbate at this rate without fail for 19.56 years in order to do manual sex on himself to 1,000,000 women.

I haven't even been cumming for that many years.

Please share your mast. stats and if you actually qualify for the Million Touch Award.

[Nixtar]

I'd be bored. Greatly saddened as I realise that million of plat represent so many wasted hours of my life I'd never ever get back. I'd see a life not lived.

[Utanx]

Buy a fungi and thurg bracer for my monk, then buy a white dragon scale for my bard friend who has been trying to get his epic forever. Then buy newbie weapons and pass them out to newbies.

[Ella`Ella]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i have not masturbated to 1 million women. that's a lot of women.

lets do some maths.

let's be generous and say you masturbate to 10 women in a single session in your mom's basement. And let's say have a mean of 2 masturbations per day. 140 women per week to whom thou hast touched thy penit.

(i'd like to note that I believe this to be a hypersexual rate which only a minority of lads truly achieve. I will provide my masturbatory stats upon request.)

Supposing this was Millionare Unbrella's masturbation statistic, that's 51,100 women to whom he has touched his weiner per yer.

He would have to masturbate at this rate without fail for 19.56 years in order to do manual sex on himself to 1,000,000 women.

I haven't even been cumming for that many years.

Please share your mast. stats and if you actually qualify for the Million Touch Award.

Are you including Wood Elves in your calculation?