(Spoilers) Star Wars: The Last Jedi is greater than The Empire Strikes Back

[Pokesan]

2 hours of filler for one cool scene

[chadtwoke]

Total trash fucking movie. Every scene was super fucking cringey and eye-rolling. Had to have some stupid ass LOL moment in every scene which was annoying as fuck. Plus the obvious stronk womens in every leadership position showing the clueless cuck males how its done was so fucking forced and dumb. I pretty much predicted this in another thread but fucking christ I didn't think I'd be so spot on. If you like this movie you're a faggot.

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by chadtwoke [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Total trash fucking movie. Every scene was super fucking cringey and eye-rolling. Had to have some stupid ass LOL moment in every scene which was annoying as fuck. Plus the obvious stronk womens in every leadership position showing the clueless cuck males how its done was so fucking forced and dumb. I pretty much predicted this in another thread but fucking christ I didn't think I'd be so spot on. If you like this movie you're a faggot.

Careful with that edge man. Bad movie tho'. Not sure if I'll even watch the next one at home.

[chadtwoke]

They even had the bitch with the purple SJW hair. Every other scene was those stupid cutesy bird things. I'd rather watch 2 hours of Chewy fucking Rey in the ass.

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by chadtwoke [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

They even had the bitch with the purple SJW hair. Every other scene was those stupid cutesy bird things. I'd rather watch 2 hours of Chewy fucking Rey in the ass.

Why are you trying to politicize this with pornographic refernces?

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Ahldagor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Careful with that edge man. Bad movie tho'. Not sure if I'll even watch the next one at home.

well said. will probably check the next one out 1-2 years out from release

[deezy]

https://youtu.be/2lCW-iaOZ_M

[mickmoranis]

My 10 thoughts about TLJ

1. Spoilers should be allowed, I never clicked this thread because knowing if the movie is even gay or not is a spoiler in a way.
2. Anyone here who even defends a second of the phantom menace trillogy is a huge faggot.
3. The new one had bad editing, which is ironic because the way it was bad was similar to the way GL’s first cut of episode 4 was edited before Brian DePaulma and Spielberg ripped him a new one over it and he recut it.
4. The sjw stuff was dumb but not totally terrible so I’ll give it a pass. But it was pandering.
5. The kids sucked and that last shot with broom boy looked like a Honda commercial at best.
6. I liked how long it was, I hope the next one is longer.
7. The amount of jokes in this move felt too try hard, they are IMPORTANT to a good star wars movie so I’m glad they keep putting them in there, but it was a little much.
8. The plot hole of the empire not being able to get anyone over there to move in front of the slowly escaping ships was egregious beyond imagination to me.
9. That fight scene in snokes room was awesome and I love kylo and his hot shirtless square shaped bod.
10. It was good, but not perfect and therefore not better than empire, which really is almost a perfect movie let alone the best star wars movie (even though I think Rogue One is technically the best star wars movie of all time)

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My 10 thoughts about TLJ

1. Spoilers should be allowed, I never clicked this thread because knowing if the movie is even gay or not is a spoiler in a way.
2. Anyone here who even defends a second of the phantom menace trillogy is a huge faggot.
3. The new one had bad editing, which is ironic because the way it was bad was similar to the way GL’s first cut of episode 4 was edited before Brian DePaulma and Spielberg ripped him a new one over it and he recut it.
4. The sjw stuff was dumb but not totally terrible so I’ll give it a pass. But it was pandering.
5. The kids sucked and that last shot with broom boy looked like a Honda commercial at best.
6. I liked how long it was, I hope the next one is longer.
7. The amount of jokes in this move felt too try hard, they are IMPORTANT to a good star wars movie so I’m glad they keep putting them in there, but it was a little much.
8. The plot hole of the empire not being able to get anyone over there to move in front of the slowly escaping ships was egregious beyond imagination to me.
9. That fight scene in snokes room was awesome and I love kylo and his hot shirtless square shaped bod.
10. It was good, but not perfect and therefore not better than empire, which really is almost a perfect movie let alone the best star wars movie (even though I think Rogue One is technically the best star wars movie of all time)

You should check out Kylo in "Girls" before you make such a list because you don't have a concept of history.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My 10 thoughts about TLJ

1. Spoilers should be allowed, I never clicked this thread because knowing if the movie is even gay or not is a spoiler in a way.
2. Anyone here who even defends a second of the phantom menace trillogy is a huge faggot.
3. The new one had bad editing, which is ironic because the way it was bad was similar to the way GL’s first cut of episode 4 was edited before Brian DePaulma and Spielberg ripped him a new one over it and he recut it.
4. The sjw stuff was dumb but not totally terrible so I’ll give it a pass. But it was pandering.
5. The kids sucked and that last shot with broom boy looked like a Honda commercial at best.
6. I liked how long it was, I hope the next one is longer.
7. The amount of jokes in this move felt too try hard, they are IMPORTANT to a good star wars movie so I’m glad they keep putting them in there, but it was a little much.
8. The plot hole of the empire not being able to get anyone over there to move in front of the slowly escaping ships was egregious beyond imagination to me.
9. That fight scene in snokes room was awesome and I love kylo and his hot shirtless square shaped bod.
10. It was good, but not perfect and therefore not better than empire, which really is almost a perfect movie let alone the best star wars movie (even though I think Rogue One is technically the best star wars movie of all time)

your opinion is dogshit. rots is the best jedi movie.