holy shit people still play on red server this is sad

[Lulz~Sect]

Shitpost fan fiction at its best IMO

[Lulz~Sect]

Walking to penn station now JC

[Tassador]

Originally Posted by Lulz~Sect [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Walking to penn station now JC

Still using mta lulz that's a little 2015 brah. I'd think you'd have a driver in the city by now. I got me a cozy Canada goose parka in soho two weeks ago. I don't know how you fuckers live there. 305 till I die.

[Lulz~Sect]

Originally Posted by Tassador [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Still using mta lulz that's a little 2015 brah. I'd think you'd have a driver in the city by now. I got me a cozy Canada goose parka in soho two weeks ago. I don't know how you fuckers live there. 305 till I die.

swyft (azzarthegay) lives in jersey, hence the joke was I'm walking to Penn Station for New Jersey Transit to go CUREAL SOON *woosh*

also, u have to be retarded to subject yourself to a potentially 1-2hr uber/driver to anywhere in Manhattan from brooklyn during rush hour vs a 15-30m subway ride

even riding a bike is a faster ride than subway/uber during rush hour depending on where you're going

ubers/drivers for are for 4AM rides with at least a probable thing with an 8 or higher

[Beastagoog]

That's the most you've ever posted without an image attachment.

Well done.

[Lulz~Sect]

uhh u talkin bout ur RL again straya?

my condolences about the gf (ex?) bangin ur garage tenant

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by Lulz~Sect [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

uhh u talkin bout ur RL again straya?

my condolences about the gf (ex?) bangin ur garage tenant

damn, I was too late

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Originally Posted by HippoNipple [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

damn, I was too late

*posts essay about fake brothers real life achievements*

[Beastagoog]

Where is that essay again...gunna quote it...

[Beastagoog]

Originally Posted by HippoNipple [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My brother joined the navy during college, graduated with a chemical engineering degree, went to nuclear school, war college, learned Portuguese, etc. in the Navy. He was on submarines for 12 years and is now on his 17th year. He has moved his family all over the world and is in charge of some serious stuff. He would be making a couple hundred thousand with his dedication and education in the business world but he is only bringing in $150k in the Navy.

The pension he gets is a nice way of almost making up for all of that. If he was saving an additional $100k per year (he would actually save more than this because moving all the time has made it almost impossible for his wife to have real steady work and she was making $100k at one point) for even 10 years the growth would allow him to replicate the pension.

If you want to attract the right kind of people and keep them hooked for 20+ years you have to compete somehow. Not many people would say dedicating an entire families life with that type of education and work ethic is a free ride for $150k/year + pension.

Hahahahahahahaha here it is