I just had sex

[maskedmelon]

That's just awful :c

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Ahldagor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Just cum inside of them. Abortions aren't that expensive.

I only risk the nut inside when she on that bleed yo. Not foolproof but it's less likely. Plus it's all bloody and slimey, which is nice

[Angushjalmur]

Originally Posted by Chaboo_Cleric [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And it felt so good. The one thing I hate about sex is the cleanup. I mean you got that bodily fluid everywhere and lube if you doing it right.

I learned baby wipes aren't just for babies.

Sometimes I get bored having sex with my girlfriend. She is fine and all , but I believe males weren't made to have sex with one woman for their entire life.

If you need lube, it means you're grotesquely ugly or bad at it

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Originally Posted by katrik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Uncut dicks are super gross.

Yo bro when are we fucking, while playing Everquest?

[maskedmelon]

Penises, generally speaking are gross, like vaginas. The unmutilated variety is however functionally superior with the intact foreskin acting as a natural gasket to keep a girl from drying out. I've never really thought about it, but it should also help on the backend to minimize the cost of lube lamented in this thread.