@ Beluga of <Haggard Krew>

[Jarac]

90% of the Haggard Krew I meet are like this... straight douchebags.

[kaev]

Originally Posted by eisley [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

it's really disappointing that so many people use the FTE rule as an excuse to a d-bag.

talk to eachother, people.

Obviously you have not yet absorbed the p99 meta. You do not talk to the other people because they are obviously filthy casuals and ignorant outsiders. Instead you make snarky comments in /gu and get a ginormous stinkin cloud of groupthink goin with all your efriends. Then you do the most incredibly douchey stupid-assed thing you can think of, something that you and all your bestest epals agree is the right thing to do, and then, this is the bestest mostest importantest part, then you petition the other guys for being douchebags because they take offense at you. I mean, let's get real here, just because you acted just like a worthless douchenozzle hiding behind your precious internet anonymity doesn't mean they can say mean things to you or about you dammit!

For your final line of defense, in the event that some bozo questions the purity of your motives and behavior on the forums, and this one is utterly impregnable and absolutely guaranteed to work, you just set yourself up with a george clooney avatar and post "prove it" in response to any enemy douchebag arguments. Alternatively, if the other douchenozzles get the drop on you and start posting "prove it" first, you choose a different clooney avatar and relentlessly attack the enemy clooney avater forum hero with the same blind disregard for logic and facts and common knowledge that he has pioneered. Either way you eventually claim victory regardless of any considerations other than the fact that you felt like claiming victory.

[curtischoy]

Originally Posted by Kaev

Obviously you have not yet absorbed the p99 meta. You do not talk to the other people because they are obviously filthy casuals and ignorant outsiders. Instead you make snarky comments in /gu and get a ginormous stinkin cloud of groupthink goin with all your efriends. Then you do the most incredibly douchey stupid-assed thing you can think of, something that you and all your bestest epals agree is the right thing to do, and then, this is the bestest mostest importantest part, then you petition the other guys for being douchebags because they take offense at you. I mean, let's get real here, just because you acted just like a worthless douchenozzle hiding behind your precious internet anonymity doesn't mean they can say mean things to you or about you dammit!

For your final line of defense, in the event that some bozo questions the purity of your motives and behavior on the forums, and this one is utterly impregnable and absolutely guaranteed to work, you just set yourself up with a george clooney avatar and post "prove it" in response to any enemy douchebag arguments. Alternatively, if the other douchenozzles get the drop on you and start posting "prove it" first, you choose a different clooney avatar and relentlessly attack the enemy clooney avater forum hero with the same blind disregard for logic and facts and common knowledge that he has pioneered. Either way you eventually claim victory regardless of any considerations other than the fact that you felt like claiming victory.

Post of the year. Especially the part about Clooney.