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Old 05-31-2014, 10:29 PM
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Jeremy's Burger Recipe:

A dollop of Dijon Mustard
Squirt of ketchup
Finely diced onions
Lots of garlic (pressed/diced)
Pickapeppa sauce or Worcestershire if you're cheap
Salt and pepper
Egg yolk or two (depends how much you're preparing)
Land O'Lakes Yellow American, or your choice of quality cheese


Work all that shit THROUGH the meat with your hands in a bowl before forming patties.

I prefer a low temperature charcoal grill - a burger you can cook for 20+ minutes without burning is going to be delicious - brown all the way through yet tender as ever.
And what vessel of soda shall we pair this with
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Old 05-31-2014, 10:39 PM
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And what vessel of soda shall we pair this with
looks like somethin real classy, like an orange fanta
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Old 05-31-2014, 10:46 PM
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looks like somethin real classy, like an orange fanta
Slice, you mongrel.
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Old 06-01-2014, 12:16 AM
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Jeremy's Burger Recipe:

A dollop of Dijon Mustard
Squirt of ketchup
Finely diced onions
Lots of garlic (pressed/diced)
Pickapeppa sauce or Worcestershire if you're cheap
Salt and pepper
Egg yolk or two (depends how much you're preparing)
Land O'Lakes Yellow American, or your choice of quality cheese


Work all that shit THROUGH the meat with your hands in a bowl before forming patties.

I prefer a low temperature charcoal grill - a burger you can cook for 20+ minutes without burning is going to be delicious - brown all the way through yet tender as ever.
You might as well be making meatloaf and smother it in gravy, you obese nerd.
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Old 05-31-2014, 02:32 PM
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alright sociopath buddy
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Old 05-31-2014, 02:34 PM
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Don't eat much fast food, but an In N Out double double animal style is pretty fucking glorious imo. The fries however are horrible if not drowned in ketchup.
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Old 05-31-2014, 02:51 PM
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"I've heard beef is unhealthy, so I'll pick up some of this 97/3 stuff and make burgers that will be delicious AND low fat! DERP!!!"
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Old 05-31-2014, 02:59 PM
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>"don't rely on condis"
> lists fucking condiments that are a "must"
"RELY" being the key word. It's a must, but you don't rely on it for flavour.

Learn what words mean.
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Old 05-31-2014, 03:00 PM
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anything with ketchup from a bottle on it tastes overwhelmingly like ketchup
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Old 05-31-2014, 03:08 PM
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Real ketchup isn't quite as overwhelmingly vinegary, but nonetheless, one should save ketchup for cooking or to go with french fries. A burger that needs ketchup is a burger that sucks, or a person who doesn't know better.
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