Wife Faction

[XDrake]

Originally Posted by lecompte [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Annddddd the problem isssss?

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS...?

...She only gets more violently sexually excited. >_>

[Tsunami21k]

Work opposite shifts [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pay attention to her when you're not playing. Stay on top of your man shit (keep the lawn mowed, snow shoveled, fix broken shit)

Help pay bills.

And most importantly, as mentioned by another poster:

Give her orgasms. many many orgasms.

Happy wife = Happy life.

[loramin]

Originally Posted by Tsunami21k [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Happy wife = Happy life.

(and yes, that is one of my wife's favorite quotes ... doesn't make it any less true)

[Ajkuhuun]

This is why I married a gamer. I have a few friends in gamer/non gamer relationships and I feel for them. It's hard for a non gamer to really get the whole gaming thing. I suppose it's like any other relationship with differing interests though...

Compromise.
Compromise.
Compromise.

[Edgetiq]

Originally Posted by XDrake [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It seems whenever I turn on EQ my wife agros me. :/ What would be some good quests I can do to raise my wife faction?

My guild is tired of rezzing me. :/

Throat punch her, she'll be too busy gasping for air to be worried about what you're doing.

If she manages to pull her wind pipe back out and survive, look her dead in the eyes and say...

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P.S I do not condone violence against women.

[loramin]

Originally Posted by XDrake [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It seems whenever I turn on EQ my wife agros me. :/ What would be some good quests I can do to raise my wife faction?

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

One thing you can do is draw her a nice, hot bubble bath and then drown her in it.

Originally Posted by Edgetiq [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Throat punch her, she'll be too busy gasping for air to be worried about what you're doing.
P.S I do not condone violence against women.

Even though I know it's just people trying to be funny, this forum kinda disturbs me sometimes ...

[Otur]

Originally Posted by loramin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Even though I know it's just people trying to be funny, this forum kinda disturbs me sometimes ...

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Most probably a fine collection of virgins/social mishaps [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Or simply just trolls, trying to provoke!

[Nuffwin]

Trolls trying to provoke ?
Do they still do that nowadays ?

[Gruktar]

Find people that she doesn't like and kill them. Once you kill enough she will no longer aggro.

Unfortunately, this method will leave you KoS to society, so be careful when you venture out.

[Vanalr]

Originally Posted by Gruktar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Find people that she doesn't like and kill them. Once you kill enough she will no longer aggro.

Unfortunately, this method will leave you KoS to society, so be careful when you venture out.

Make sure your bring back their scalps, belts or whatever else they have on them. You might even be able to sell those to others trying to raise wife faction.