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Old 01-23-2014, 05:11 PM
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NO XPLODE AND MAKE GAINS.
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Old 01-23-2014, 05:21 PM
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I don't think twainz could lift with discipline, which is a shame. Cus it's the best way to boost your metabolism long term. Cardio just increases it in short bursts.

Hit the treadmills with the girls.
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Old 01-23-2014, 05:29 PM
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2 box Facebook accounts. Get girls.
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Old 01-23-2014, 05:30 PM
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Twainz would have something in common with those girls on the treadmills.......big boobs
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Old 01-23-2014, 05:58 PM
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smoke crack... cheaper and faster weight loss ~

plus it gets ya high
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Old 01-23-2014, 06:41 PM
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Lotta people care about you here Twainz
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Old 01-23-2014, 07:22 PM
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Screw a diet, here in nj we head over the bridge to china town and get us a tapeworm. Dont matter what you eat, that thing will have you 100 lbs in a month. Use a cup of franks red hot with some fresh jalopenos to burn that bitch out your stomach. Email me when your beard smells like blue fish every night!
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Old 01-23-2014, 07:33 PM
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Screw a diet, here in nj we head over the bridge to china town and get us a tapeworm. Dont matter what you eat, that thing will have you 100 lbs in a month. Use a cup of franks red hot with some fresh jalopenos to burn that bitch out your stomach. Email me when your beard smells like blue fish every night!
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Old 01-23-2014, 07:39 PM
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Screw a diet, here in nj we head over the bridge to china town and get us a tapeworm. Dont matter what you eat, that thing will have you 100 lbs in a month. Use a cup of franks red hot with some fresh jalopenos to burn that bitch out your stomach. Email me when your beard smells like blue fish every night!
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Old 01-23-2014, 08:36 PM
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Screw a diet, here in nj we head over the bridge to china town and get us a tapeworm. Dont matter what you eat, that thing will have you 100 lbs in a month. Use a cup of franks red hot with some fresh jalopenos to burn that bitch out your stomach. Email me when your beard smells like blue fish every night!
Since we're giving out shit advice, why don't I recommend drinking
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