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Old 11-01-2013, 04:38 PM
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A 20 year old went to my coworkers house last night and tried to trick or treat without a costume on. A buddy of my coworker answered the door and ended up pouring a beer in his pumpkin bucket of candy and told him to get the fuck out of here.
Was that before or after you asked for ID; man I hope you guys beat him mercilessly to within inches of his life!

It mustve impressed those drunk 14 year olds you were trying to bang, hope no one called the authorities on you studs!
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Old 11-01-2013, 04:54 PM
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Was that before or after you asked for ID; man I hope you guys beat him mercilessly to within inches of his life!

It mustve impressed those drunk 14 year olds you were trying to bang, hope no one called the authorities on you studs!
It was a coworker, not me, and they are all married with kids in their 30's. Also, the kid didn't have a costume.
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Old 10-31-2013, 09:54 PM
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good story but the tl dr part made me chuckle heartily.
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Old 10-31-2013, 11:17 PM
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good story but the tl dr part made me chuckle heartily.
Lol was the o ly part I read and chuckled
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Samwise costume in the bedroom after recent allegations.
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Old 10-31-2013, 11:56 PM
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dunno why i qualified it with "when i was 18"

because i still am
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Old 11-01-2013, 10:48 AM
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dunno why i qualified it with "when i was 18"

because i still am
Protip: full beard <or> mustache. Unless you wear a fedora or got DAT double chin there's no excuse for a goatee ya heard?
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Old 11-01-2013, 03:00 PM
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Protip: full beard <or> mustache. Unless you wear a fedora or got DAT double chin there's no excuse for a goatee ya heard?
neatly trimmed beard > goatee > mustache > wild neckbeard
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Old 11-01-2013, 01:37 AM
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Spent Halloween in Moscow banging my hot Russian fiancé. Not rly mad. I commend you for doing something on Halloween but I would rather stay home and eq than be around those girls. Sorry they aren't attractive at all. Maybe the middle one kinda but that's all.
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Old 11-03-2013, 08:31 AM
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Spent Halloween in Moscow banging my hot Russian fiancé. Not rly mad. I commend you for doing something on Halloween but I would rather stay home and eq than be around those girls. Sorry they aren't attractive at all. Maybe the middle one kinda but that's all.
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