Awesome leaving-a-group excuses

[Stinkum]

I too inspect players to verify every member has a Fungi equipped, BiS haste item and 3 pre-nerf Fungis on reserve before I'm willing to accept a group invitation.

I must have 1,000% optimized experience.

[senna]

I don't even have a fungi. Unrustle your jimmies you poor soul.

[mgellan]

/g Wife frisky, totally outta here.

Guys gotta do what a guys gotta do [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Regards,
Mg

[big mouth chew]

never left a group in my life


but im bookmarking this thread in case i need to

[Stinkum]

Originally Posted by senna [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't even have a fungi. Unrustle your jimmies you poor soul.

Sorry, didn't realize you were the only one allowed to build strawmen to knock down here.

[senna]

Originally Posted by Stinkum [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sorry, didn't realize you were the only one allowed to build strawmen to knock down here.

I just strawman'd your strawman

[Furniture]

I have to agree with senna on this one. This game is tedious as it is so why stay in a group where your getting shitty exp when you can get better exp elsewhere? There is nothing wrong with that.

[Stinkum]

Originally Posted by Furniture [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have to agree with senna on this one. This game is tedious as it is so why stay in a group where your getting shitty exp when you can get better exp elsewhere? There is nothing wrong with that.

Staring at the XP bar the whole time makes it more tedious though.

Looking back, if I only joined groups that offered me the most optimized experience reward, I would have missed out on a good amount of the memorable times I've ever had on P99. I wouldn't have had ever laughed my ass off in my starter guild robe attempting (and wiping repeatedly) to hold down the Throne Room in Crushbone with 5 other noobs with Cracked Staffs, until we finally downed Emperor Crush. Or the tons of other examples I could come up with.

That doesn't mean you don't have a point, but there's a middle ground between what I'm saying and what you are and that's what I'm trying to push for.

[fishingme]

Everquest was meant to be tedious. How do you not understand that? Corpse runs, XP loss on deaths.

[Cyph]

If the group sucked, I would say straight what our problems are and what we can do to fix it. If we can't fix it, suggest that we move on.

If I needed to go somewhere or had to leave in x amount of time then I simply inform them of the case.

No lies needed.