Bronze

[Samoht]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also, case in point: I got cornswaggled into playing top, so I chose Poppy, because, Poppy, and this is the result:

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Keep in mind this is fucking ranked. Note that I am positive, I won top, I defended mid and warded for my jungler. And yet I STILL HAVE THE HIGHEST FARM ON MY TEAM. I am not EVEN criticizing their scores or their other play, which WAS horrible, but just looking at CS ... what in the literal fuck? Even if I wasn't running around doing shit, how the fuck does poppy out last hit her entire team? Keep in mind this is fucking ranked.

who is the support on this team? it's clear why you lost. bot lane had divided CS. you can't blame them for their farm because there were two carries bot.

should have just manned up and went support to win. then you could have warded bot to protect that draven from ganks.

leona or taric would have been good against that comp.

[Hasbinbad]

i used to morello instead of nashor, and i got it very early in build

but i find that the ap% on regular attacks is worth the nashors .. actually tho now that i consider it, i miss the grievous wounds early game, and i always have too much money late game, so im considering going morrel early and sell it for nashors late

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Samoht [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

it's clear why you lost.

that wasn't even slightly part of the point of why anything was being said about it, but ok. i know why i lost, because im stuck in fucking bronze, that's fucking why. and idiots dont support right unless they are me, and when i support right, idiots don't take advantage of it.

[Hasbinbad]

the tear turns eventually, staff is pretty late in build .. but with the rod, the staff turns into a 150 ap item...

[Samoht]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

that wasn't even slightly part of the point of why anything was being said about it, but ok. i know why i lost, because im stuck in fucking bronze, that's fucking why. and idiots dont support right unless they are me, and when i support right, idiots don't take advantage of it.

that's blind pick shit. don't let it carry over into ranked.

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the tear turns eventually, staff is pretty late in build .. but with the rod, the staff turns into a 150 ap item...

your 75 min badster yi is part of the reason why you're stuck in bronze. plan for games to only last 1/3 of that time.

[Kalei1]

B1 here, lego

[onyx13028]

that poppy build....so bad

[Hasbinbad]

lol my yi is finished by 40m

[Samoht]

Originally Posted by onyx13028 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

that poppy build....so bad

is she tank? is she AP? is she AD? who knows?! all of the above!

[Waedawen]

hahahaha fucking bronze elo

>proud about creep score
>120 cs
>double rod fizz
>morgana was actually carrying you the whole time and nobody notices it. fucking ONE HUNDRED LESS GOLD THAN YOU. FROM SUPPORT. WUT R U DOIN.
>dat poppy build


Now on to serious criticism, you're playing Poppy, you don't buy a Frozen Mallet. You don't buy a Rylai's.

Poppy excels with 1) positioning 2) damage and 3) tank stats, in that order. You shouldn't be worried about chasing someone down with some shitty ass "dual slow" build (what the fuck are you doing) but she should be more worried about navigating the fight and pushing key targets into walls while under an ultimate that makes her INVINCIBLE to everyone that ISN'T GETTING PUSHED.

Why don't you have a trinity force? Why? Why don't you have an item that gives movespeed and AD and burst damage and health and manapool? (extremely important on retro champs). Why don't you have Ignite instead of exhaust? Are you afraid of the auto attacker you should be killing / stunning / whatever when you have an invincibility move? Basically the only thing you did right in your item build is your boots.

If you think you "deserve to be out of bronze elo" or some terrible scrub shit like that, this picture makes me want to entirely disagree with you. Not only did you make a shitty item build, if you were as good as you say you are you should be able to absolutely terrorize low elo with Poppy, no matter what shit build you're doing.