Loosest Pussy or anus ever penetrated , your story post it.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by gotrocks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

so much to respond to here.

on the subject of giving birth, my ex had two of my kids, first time we waited about 3 or 4 weeks after baby was born and she was still tight, second baby we had sex maybe a day and a half after she shot the sucker out and she was all normal on all sides. I should note that this girl was very serious about her kegels long before she was pregnant, and could squeeze so hard it would hurt prior to giving birth. she had to be careful while cumming or she'd have torn my dick off during sex.

kegels help for men, too, though hbb has already gone into far more detail than i'd ever care to =P

and lastly, for you visage, the only loose snatch i've ever thrown my hotdog down was also the only 'big girl' i ever slept with. she was probably ~200ish+ lbs and i feel like that affected my vagina experience with her. She was a virgin, too. was tight the first time but lost feeling after that. Hadn't slept with a girl over 130 before that or since, so i have no additional data to support fat = loose.

also, hbb smooth as fuck in here today

Another quality post from a quality poster.

[gotrocks]

you only sayin that cause i read your poetry

[Hasbinbad]

Do you ever use hard drugs?
Are you crazy?
Do you have any diseases?
Are you disgusted by my naked body?

if yes to any, not my type.

[Ryba]

Everyone here who associates isometric butt clenches with responsible orifice maintenance is only slightly more informed than the cavernous vagoo that slept with visage. Seriously, I've never seen anyone give themselves so much credit for sitting in a chair.

Go put a barbell on your back and squat weight that is heavy for you. At the bottom of a squat you are in full Valsalva, which by itself is sphincter-challenging feat. Seal your throat and try to exhale: that thoracic pressure building up locks your abdomen and pelvis into balance against your spinal erectors so you don't fold like a lawn chair at the bottom of the descent. At the bottom, you bounce slightly off your hamstrings, but the rest of the work is squeezing your ass and lumbar musculature against weight it is unaccustomed to. The concentric half of one properly weighted squat is going to do more for your sloppy anus than any amount of butt yoga.

And don't have sex with fat people unless you have to. People consuming more than they can actually make use of is the reason for [recession; terrorism; Bush; Obama; 9/11; Mr. Roger's death; Arab Spring; 3D television]. Don't send them signals that they are good enough the way they are.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Ryba [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Everyone here who associates isometric butt clenches with responsible orifice maintenance is only slightly more informed than the cavernous vagoo that slept with visage. Seriously, I've never seen anyone give themselves so much credit for sitting in a chair.

Bro. Lifting wet rags with your dick is still lifting. How much do u bench?

[Ryba]

Originally Posted by Ryba [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've never seen anyone give themselves so much credit for sitting in a chair.

I take that back. This forum is founded on people awarding themselves ego points for chair-based accomplishments.

And to hbb: I can dong-press a completely saturated beach towel for 5 sets of 12. Here is me doing some hypertrophic squat sets the other day.

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[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Ryba [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I take that back. This forum is founded on people awarding themselves ego points for chair-based accomplishments.

And to hbb: I can dong-press a completely saturated beach towel for 5 sets of 12. Here is me doing some hypertrophic squat sets the other day.

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damn bro, would you like to "get coffee" sometime?

[Cecily]

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[getsome]

to the op. sounds like she should have got an episiotomy during child birth.

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LOTS of virgins in this thread