I got bad news guys (RL drama)

[Tiggles]

Originally Posted by 47shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

He's obviously trolling I think. Generally speaking people don't post that they lost their jobs and are looking for new ones in RnF on an emulated video game, and if they do I imagine they would at least make up much better looking credential than a BBA and being "microsoft office certified" while saying they just want to surf the web all day.


Just a hunch.

The office thing was kind of a joke though i probably have the little print out from years ago some place.

My resume has a lot of specific things that would be jibberish to people in certain fields so I just left it all out.


Besides I had just gotten out of the meeting and was bummed and figured why not troll the forums a bit while updating my resume.

I haven't made a REAL resume in like 10 years wrote enough fake ones though.

[47shadesofgay]

Originally Posted by Tiggles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The office thing was kind of a joke though i probably have the little print out from years ago some place.

My resume has a lot of specific things that would be jibberish to people in certain fields so I just left it all out.


Besides I had just gotten out of the meeting and was bummed and figured why not troll the forums a bit while updating my resume.

I haven't made a REAL resume in like 10 years wrote enough fake ones though.

My point exactly. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Bill Tetley]

karma? /whistle

[rsloans84]

So this means your gonna be playing even more eq then u already do? Sad

[Mortiiss]

Shitty man. Game drama aside - good luck to you sir.

[Kassel]

Based on the skill set you have posted here, I would recommend you consider a position as Insurance adjustor.

Its pretty easy to get into at the entry level, lots of in house training.
Compliments your background in investigation.
As you move past the entry level positions you are often out in the field interaction with people. (boo cubical prison)
Salary and benefits are often top notch with insurance companies with solid job security.
Many companies have head offices in your part of the world.
There are many insurance based headhunter coprs that can find the job for you (they get paid by the insurance co not you)
Lots of opportunity to spin bullshit like you do here.

I could probably set you up with some names, but I really dont like you enough for that.

Either that or go full time with the marshmellows.

[Tiggles]

Originally Posted by Kassel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Based on the skill set you have posted here, I would recommend you consider a position as Insurance adjustor.

Its pretty easy to get into at the entry level, lots of in house training.
Compliments your background in investigation.
As you move past the entry level positions you are often out in the field interaction with people. (boo cubical prison)
Salary and benefits are often top notch with insurance companies with solid job security.
Many companies have head offices in your part of the world.
There are many insurance based headhunter coprs that can find the job for you (they get paid by the insurance co not you)
Lots of opportunity to spin bullshit like you do here.

I could probably set you up with some names, but I really dont like you enough for that.

Either that or go full time with the marshmellows.

Yeah I've been looking at someone like that

Good post

[Kruel]

Next time dont use your job to help your online gamer friend track down people lol =P

In all seriousness GL finding a job!

[Tiggles]

Originally Posted by Kruel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Next time dont use your job to help your online gamer friend track down people lol =P

In all seriousness GL finding a job!

I knew he would never stab anyone.

Thanks lol

[Loke]

If you end up having a hard time finding anything look at grabbing a fixed term job at a local university or state agency. I wasn't able to find anything for a couple months after I graduated and wound up applying for a 6-month project position doing finance work. Because it was a temporary position everyone was cool with me looking for other jobs while I was working there and assuming you do a good job it is more experience/references to spice up your resume. Also, because you're not actually a permanent employee the hiring/leaving processes are really quick and laid back. For me it ended up being an awesome way to pay the bills while I was trying to transition to something more permanent.