CORONAVIRUS Death Thread - Page 48

Zeboim · #**471** 03-12-2020, 12:15 AM

Not worried about the disease, worried about the recession.

Baler · #**472** 03-12-2020, 12:21 AM

Invest in anti bacterial companies/subsidiaries *cough*

Utmost · #**473** 03-12-2020, 12:29 AM

Tom Hanks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Baler · #**474** 03-12-2020, 01:21 AM

Youtube was demonetizing videos that even mentioned covid-19
*facepalm*

Sibelia1 · #**475** 03-12-2020, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by bubur [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

motherfucker i work

what do you do that doesnt require contact with human beings?

i'm slick! what can I say! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i need rubbing alcohol for skin care. anything 70%+ will do. anyone want to barter?? I have some cipro.

Gatorsmash · #**476** 03-12-2020, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeboim [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not worried about the disease, worried about the recession.

The recession is going to be the appetizer, since the admin and cdc have chosen to go the dont test route, when ICU's max out in a month from the 20% who will need it to recover and we physically dont have them like Italy- who also went the dont test route- then things are really going to crater

Ennewi · #**477** 03-12-2020, 08:40 AM

Every time I think there's a limit to human stupidity and irrational behavior, the bar lowers once again. All of the stores within a reasonable driving distance are out of toilet paper.

Jimjam · #**478** 03-12-2020, 08:53 AM

I saw some east asian lady at the Co-op super market trying to self scan a huge trolley heaped full of toilet paper. A staff member went over to her and asked wtf she was doing and told her she couldn’t buy their entire stock of loo roll.

magnetaress · #**479** 03-12-2020, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Gatorsmash [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The recession is going to be the appetizer, since the admin and cdc have chosen to go the dont test route, when ICU's max out in a month from the 20% who will need it to recover and we physically dont have them like Italy- who also went the dont test route- then things are really going to crater

Yup

My life, oooh ahhh

Tryred99 during the crash

Zeboim · #**480** 03-12-2020, 01:28 PM

Looks like Trump probably has it.

Can we stop electing 80 year olds yet?

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This flimsy mask will surely protect me.	44	20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus.	24	11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis.	7	3.29%
I am already dead.	67	31.46%
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