Name Changes

[skarlorn]

today i was minding my own business on Platwhore trying to sell pixels to nerds when suddenly

VRRROOOM

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Llandris appeared before me like the spectre of death

i immediately thought he had come to save me. to free me from the enslavement enacted years ago by Filbus.

but no...

it was even better...

finally, they had come to CLEANSE ME

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in a flash, suddenly all the old history of my elf prostitution in the filthy tunnel, chained to t2 was over. Master Llandris even let me choose my own name... GREENTORCH!

then he laughed coldly. He slapped me hard across the face and bound me with a new chain, a mithril chain, and he wrapped this tightly around t2.

"never forget you serve our Lord Filbus," Senior Guide Llandris warned.

As I wept IRL experiencing Platwhore (Greentorch's) despair, Llandris drew 2 berettas from his robes and did jumping 360s down the EC tunnel, headshotting all the other NAME VIOLATING SCUM around

god bless

[Gozuk]

Ty Llandris

[skarlorn]

bless your work brother fifield

[Nagoya]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

bless your work brother fifield

How is Greentorch any different than Owmahballs!?

He is a troll. I've crossed his path a lot these days as I've been levelling a troll warrior from 10 to 35 in uguk exclusively. Trolls have stupid names. They are stupid. It took me 25 fucking levels to cap my sense heading lol, usually I'm done by level 6 or so o_o stupid parent trolls will use stupid everyday words to name their stupid kids, and they spell awfully bad (i.e. "da bashin place" in Grobb) so Ow Mah Ballz sounds like an unfortunately very plausible and acceptable name for a troll.

It must already be hard enough for him to live with it, making fun of him won't help. He's a cool guy. We're sharing Moat mobs and help each other when in trouble. Sometime he casts Endure Cold on me so i feel warmer.

Leave Owmahballz alone, he's a fine member of the Grobb community and a respect member in the village. His father Tinykok and his mother Sagginsak are very proud of him.

This is Troll culture.
Live with it or /duel.

- Zulkargassokrak Gorzultargorrak (Warrior Troll 35)

PS: did Llandris took the time to also cleanse that filthy Fil'Bus character of yours? I just can't log in anymore these days I'm too scared to have my immersion ruined by your stupid bus line inspired garbage that you call a name.

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Nagoya [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How is Greentorch any different than Owmahballs!?

He is a troll. I've crossed his path a lot these days as I've been levelling a troll warrior from 10 to 35 in uguk exclusively. Trolls have stupid names. They are stupid. It took me 25 fucking levels to cap my sense heading lol, usually I'm done by level 6 or so o_o stupid parent trolls will use stupid everyday words to name their stupid kids, and they spell awfully bad (i.e. "da bashin place" in Grobb) so Ow Mah Ballz sounds like an unfortunately very plausible and acceptable name for a troll.

It must already be hard enough for him to live with it, making fun of him won't help. He's a cool guy. We're sharing Moat mobs and help each other when in trouble. Sometime he casts Endure Cold on me so i feel warmer.

Leave Owmahballz alone, he's a fine member of the Grobb community and a respect member in the village. His father Tinykok and his mother Sagginsak are very proud of him.

This is Troll culture.
Live with it or /duel.

- Zulkargassokrak Gorzultargorrak (Warrior Troll 35)

PS: did Llandris took the time to also cleanse that filthy Fil'Bus character of yours? I just can't log in anymore these days I'm too scared to have my immersion ruined by your stupid bus line inspired garbage that you call a name.

Either you struggle with basic comprehension, or you are trolling in the sanctuary that is server chat. I will assume you simply have comprehension problems because certainly you are not the sort of subhuman that would troll in server chat, right?

From Nilbog's naming policy.

Vile, profane, rude, or racist names including common swear words, anatomical references, racial slurs, and homonyms of these words.

Combinations of words that produce an offensive result (e.g. Hugeazz, Tug Mcgroin).

Names that contain sentences (Ikillorcs), phrases (Ontop), or two or more words that do not form descriptive compound words (Petcarbob, Diediedie and Tablechair).

Descriptive compound words are allowed in first names and are encouraged in surnames (e.g. Treehugger, Giantslayer).

These quotes should illustrate quite clearly to you why Owmahballz is a name which needs to be cleansed.

1) Combination of words that produces an offensive result, 2) It is a name that contains a phrase/sentence and does NOT form descriptive compound words, 3) Owmahballz is an anatomical reference

Greentorch is a descriptive compound word.

WOW!

Cool huh? If you would like more data and condescending explanation, please contact me in RNF

Troll here again and you're gonna get reported, kiddo

[Sonderbeast]

Clearly a true role-playing classic troll name.

Problem?


???

[Canelek]

Lol. Well I am happy to have exchanged currency with Platwhore. May she rest in purse.

Self turn in or vengeful forum mob?

[Baler]

platwhore was one of the more offensive names. Pras

[Ella`Ella]

Is this really the best use of our already limited volunteer GM resources?

[skarlorn]

Yes