Health, fitness, gains and wellbeing

[shovelquest]

Best way to cancel gym membership:

Setup a karaoke machine in the middle of the gym.

Argue that you're working your lungs.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Founder of the Enhanced Olympic Games quote:

“Our goal is to usher in the 10th age of mankind…And so in 50 years we will live in a world where we have almost X-Men-like super powers, and we will say ‘why did it take so long?’ I would like to be among the first super humans”

- Hehehe F yea sir

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[shovelquest]

Xlympics like the XFL would be cool.

Drugs, cybernetic implants, anything goes, lingerie cheerleaders.

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[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by shovelquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Xlympics like the XFL would be cool.

Drugs, cybernetic implants, anything goes, lingerie cheerleaders.

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Cyberpunk 2077 here we come lol

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

It’s the circle of life

[Reiwa]

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It’s the circle of life

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error 404 obese white child not found

Some would take this as evidence against you. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

No idea what a white monster is, assuming some flavor of monster

But yea that might be how things look before the brain swelling kills you; that is a crazy amount lol

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

No idea what a white monster is, assuming some flavor of monster

But yea that might be how things look before the brain swelling kills you; that is a crazy amount lol

zero sugar monster, think it's their most popular one now

Monster Zero Sugar contains about 140 mg of caffeine per 16-ounce can. This is on the higher end compared to some other energy drinks like Red Bull, which offers about 80 mg in an 8.4-ounce can.

^ fuckin wut

TIL, 80 mg of caffeine is less than 73.5 mg of caffeine.

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

No idea what a white monster is, assuming some flavor of monster

But yea that might be how things look before the brain swelling kills you; that is a crazy amount lol

Do you guys ever use the spots on your windshield to pretend they are target reticles and shoot anything you aim them at?

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by shovelquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Do you guys ever use the spots on your windshield to pretend they are target reticles and shoot anything you aim them at?

YES

Finally someone understands. Little story: I was in the gym sauna and this jacked Turkish looking dude came in and was a chatty Kathy. He said to me “why do you keep your head down like that, are you praying or meditating?”

And I said “Naw, I just like to aim my sweat in between the floor footboards. It’s my sauna mini-game I play. Kind of like, have you ever aimed at a dot on the car windshield as a passenger?”

He gave me a perplexed look. So I tried to explain, you aim at a dot and aim the dot at various things you are driving by. I tried to re-explain like 2 more times but he kept not getting it so I changed the subject

I was like /sigh guess I’m the only one who ever does that…