Dark Ascension

[Dukat]

Originally Posted by G13 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm surprised Trans has completely thrown their integrity under the bus and are now attacking DA when it was IB who completely and totally fucked them in the ass back in December. Remember that Trans? Remember how IB was trashing you in game and on the forums like they do DA now? You know why too. When did Trans completely lose its balls? You've been reduced to pathetically bad paint pictures attacking DA when you were once a respectable guild on this server. How times have changed eh? Find yourselves again or something. Stop embarrassing yourselves on this server or fuck off back to EZ.

This made me smile. I didn't want to attack your guild because I have some friends in it who are good players and probably didn't know what kind of guild they were joining. But face it dude your guild is a toilet filled mostly with shit rejects from other guilds. You're throwing stones at our glass house while you yourself live in a paper tent, and I'm this close to hitting it up with my zippo lighter. Thanks in advance for keeping my guilds name out of your mouth.

[Harrison]

Lol I don't care guys

Here's this wall of text straight from my gaping pussy:

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[Pheer]

lol at him still arguing about whether he had first agro or not on a gorgalosk that they wiped to anyway


even if we sat there and did nothing at all just watching you until you pulled and fought gorg you still would have aggro'd the bladestorms from where you were and got fucked up, the point is fucking beyond moot

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

my gaping pussy

Assholes on gay men are not called pussies, no matter how hard you want to make your "str8" friends believe it.

[Humwawa]

Hasbin, the term is "boipussi."

[Phallax]

Humwawa, you are one person I miss while waiting for Kunark, whisper sweet nothings into my ear plz

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Phallax [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Humwawa, you are one person I miss while waiting for Kunark, whisper sweet nothings into my ear plz

This explains so much.

[G13]

Originally Posted by Pheer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol at him still arguing about whether he had first agro or not on a gorgalosk that they wiped to anyway


even if we sat there and did nothing at all just watching you until you pulled and fought gorg you still would have aggro'd the bladestorms from where you were and got fucked up, the point is fucking beyond moot

Obviously you didn't get the memo and still want to make up a bunch of BS. Not surprising.

When Gorg was engaged before you, which your guild has not basically admitted in this thread finally only took 15 pages, DA was in a completely different area, and in a safe spot to kill her. The same spot that had been killing her for days. Right below island 4. Once douchebard tagged it and kited it up to island 4, DA went over to the other side of the teleporter, and a lot went AFK, figuring it was pointless and not really caring to measure e-dicks with Inglorious Douchebags.

But you knew this already, but chose to lie about it anyways. Douche

Not that I expected any of you cowards to be honest.

[kenzar]

Originally Posted by G13 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Obviously you didn't get the memo and still want to make up a bunch of BS. Not surprising.

When Gorg was engaged before you, which your guild has not basically admitted in this thread finally only took 15 pages, DA was in a completely different area, and in a safe spot to kill her. The same spot that had been killing her for days. Right below island 4. Once douchebard tagged it and kited it up to island 4, DA went over to the other side of the teleporter, and a lot went AFK, figuring it was pointless and not really caring to measure e-dicks with Inglorious Douchebags.

But you knew this already, but chose to lie about it anyways. Douche

Not that I expected any of you cowards to be honest.

Inglourious*
Fixd

[Starklen]

Originally Posted by G13 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Obviously you didn't get the memo and still want to make up a bunch of BS. Not surprising.

When Gorg was engaged before you, which your guild has not basically admitted in this thread finally only took 15 pages, DA was in a completely different area, and in a safe spot to kill her. The same spot that had been killing her for days. Right below island 4. Once douchebard tagged it and kited it up to island 4, DA went over to the other side of the teleporter, and a lot went AFK, figuring it was pointless and not really caring to measure e-dicks with Inglorious Douchebags.

But you knew this already, but chose to lie about it anyways. Douche

Not that I expected any of you cowards to be honest.

DA proceeded to tag the spawn, agro bladestorms, and wipe. Missed that part.