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[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by maskedmelonpai [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hopefully the lack of physical pain and other complications help you past that more and more quickly as you heal up^^

I do gotta question though and you not hafta answer if you don't want, but I kinda curious how you new butt gonna work. can they build you a new colon with a 3D printer or it synthetic? it electronic where it liek notify you that you gotta poop, or it liek manual where you just gotta liek flip the switch to empty it out you but once a day. I know it not something anybody ever want, but there advantages to being able to poo on demand :3

Great question MM, right now the end of my small intestine poketh thru my tum like the butt end of a roma tomato.

Stage 2 surgery they will pull that back inside and then do some clever slicing and stitching to create a new rectum of sorts, which will be stitched into the area where my colon version of poop holder used to be.

this will take a couple months to heal and i'll continue having the ileostomy bag, though now my poo will drain through a hole pierced at a higher point of the intestine (pretty sure this is the strat)

then the third and final surgery they will untie a knot or something and close the hole in my tum and i'll eat food and it will pass thru my small intestine and then out my butt hole, and I'll be able to do yoga and be rambunctious again [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[skarlorn]

hoping that in my life they can create a synthetic colon that doesn't get attacked by my crazed immmune system tho, would b woke

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hoping that in my life they can create a synthetic colon that doesn't get attacked by my crazed immmune system tho, would b woke

working on disbanding the catholic and baptist faiths as we speak so that clone and stem cell science can become a REAL DEAL- ALITY

might have to whack the mormons too. thats the hardest part they have lots of guns and political connections

[skarlorn]

just get me on the horn with the Pope dude i can get that man to listen to reason

[maskedmelonpai]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Great question MM, right now the end of my small intestine poketh thru my tum like the butt end of a roma tomato.

Stage 2 surgery they will pull that back inside and then do some clever slicing and stitching to create a new rectum of sorts, which will be stitched into the area where my colon version of poop holder used to be.

this will take a couple months to heal and i'll continue having the ileostomy bag, though now my poo will drain through a hole pierced at a higher point of the intestine (pretty sure this is the strat)

then the third and final surgery they will untie a knot or something and close the hole in my tum and i'll eat food and it will pass thru my small intestine and then out my butt hole, and I'll be able to do yoga and be rambunctious again [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

well that cool :3 I was just curious because I had thought the purpose of the colon was liek so poop don't just constantly come out you butt liek a goat (relative had colon cancer and hadta have part they colon removed, just part though), so wondered how it all work ^^

[skarlorn]

colon absorbs water and helps break down fiber, sphincter controls flow of poo and rectum is the bag that gets constricted by the muscles

[maskedmelonpai]

gotcha. there a lot go into a poo.

[AzzarTheGod]

nt

[AzzarTheGod]

test

[skarlorn]

work ethic