|
|
|
|
#2
01-23-2013, 09:17 PM
|
|||
|
Heyyyyy you guysssssssssss
One day, as a young child, Heartbrand was rummaging through his parents attic. He came across an old newspaper clipping, a Spanish map, and an artifact relating to a rumor of a lost but not forgotten pirate treasure somewhere in the area. Having the itch for material and artificial riches, young Heartbrand riled his pals up and persuaded them to join him in the search for the treasure hoarded by a pirate named One-Eyed Willie. Initially reluctant, the group eventually caved-in to Heartbrand's Jewish persuasion and tales of fortune and fame.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] They head down the coast and stumble upon a derelict seaside restaurant that seems to match the coordinates set by the map and an old doubloon. Unbeknownst to our young Hebrew adventurer, this restaurant was being used as a hideout by a family of fugitives. Heartbrand, the group's clumsy, heavy-set dreamer and teller of tall tales, was sent off to get help. However, the fugitive family returned before he could do so, and they captured young Heartbrand to interrogate him. He spilled all of the beans. This pal was not one for keeping secrets. The family placed Heartbrand in the same room as the forsaken and deformed fugitive brother, Hammertime, while the rest of the fugitives went to find the other treasure hunters. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Eventually, the evil-doers capture the innocent explorers in their search for loot, and are prepare to have them walk the plank. Luckily for the timely arrival of Hammertime and Heartbrand, now close friends, the young explorers are rescued and are no longer in a threat. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] The young group of treasure hunters are soon reunited with their families, as the fugitives are arrested, Heartbrand offers to take Hammertime into his home. Hammertime, accepts the offer, but since he is unaccustomed to civilized life, beats Heartbrands father, impregnates his mother, and humiliates the impressionable Hebrew in front of his friends. Hammertime disappeared into the concrete jungle alone and afraid while Heartbrand was left emotionally scarred for life... leading to his inevitable obsession with treasures and peer acceptance. | ||
|
|
|||
|
#4
01-23-2013, 10:00 PM
|
|||
|
In the name of allah what the hell was that
| ||
|
|
|||
|
#7
01-29-2013, 07:47 PM
|
|||
|
ya
who is winnrar
__________________
[/CENTER]
 [/CENTER] | ||
|
|
|||
|
#8
01-26-2013, 08:03 AM
|
|||
|
True story
Once upon a time long ago when the server first opened a character was born into this world under the blood soaked sun of Red 99. Unbenownst to the child the world he would face would be cruel as his parents had cast him down to the recesess of the sewers of freeport to live with the sewer rats he now called friends. He became known as Hammertime.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] In time Hammertime fed off the slop and feces of decaying animals thrown into the darkest bowels of freeport and gains strength equal to that of 10 decaying skeletons combined. Only slowed by his need for consumption of diabetic medication and his bird like genitals which tangle between his twisted crotch feathers. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] What some might call love at first sight, Hammertime became infactuated by the superior masculinity of his new pal and leveling buddy Soldier. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Soldier however had more important things on his mind and would frequently sunbathe right infront of hammertime to arouse his bird senses. One of Soldiers favorite activites in the city of freeport was getting whiped by various noobs on the server claiming it "got him off" and he "did it on purpose". [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Eventually the love pair united intimately and had a baby in which they named after Hammertimes moms favorite past time boner. Doctors say that due to boner being from an incestious coupleing they would perform plastic surgery to make his face so horrible that no human being could ever possibly love him. (picture is before surgery) [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Together they formed a trio dedicating to stamping out childhood obesity and have been at it ever since inspiring everyone to watch out for fat kids and how they can effect your experience making for a better Red 99 server. | ||
|
|
|||
|
#10
01-26-2013, 08:19 PM
|
|||
|
This message is hidden because Nirgon is on your ignore list.
| ||
|
|
|||
 |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
