Embarrassing Moments

[dredge]

Originally Posted by Lexical [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also, what makes a discussion about your sexual frustrations anything close to intelligent? Every monkey with a mostly functional brain knows how to have sex. There is literally nothing intelligent that can emerge from a discussion over the topic 'I want a BJ from my fiance.'

Well Lex, if your reading comprehension was better you might have noticed that the post was about:
1. is it a Man's responsibility to always set the mood.
2. is there room in a relationship for romantic love making and passionate raw fucking.
3. Do all woman need foreplay.
4. Does the high availability of Porn effect the modern man's perspective on sex in today's culture.

BUT
Want I should have done is make my avatar a cartooned black man and come on here and type in Ebonics and say .....
"Dang bitches be Cray Cray, Bitch won't suck my Dick, 4 shizzel, Yo!"

[StealthAF]

Come on guys, don't shit up the thread.

O wait...

Okay, well do it with real stories then. Don't turn this into another troll post. I about blew my kool-aid out through my nose reading Ephrith's shit. Hailto's was pretty good too.

As for me, one of my best was when I was in the National Guard deployed to Hickam AFB, Hawaii for a couple weeks. I was only 20 years-old at the time, but hey, I'm in Hawaii so fuck it...imma gonna drink anyway. The military is usually pretty lax about it as long as you didn't do anything stupid (screwed the pooch on that one).

We ended up going to a "Luau" one night and I drank probably a dozen Mai-Tai's & Blue Hawaiians. One of the greatest nights of my life, until we got back to base. I was so hammered, my sergeant told me to go straight to my dorm room for the night (so nobody would see me). I was fine for about 15 min, but as soon as I sat down and the room started spinning I was fucked. The nearest bathroom was upstairs, and there was no way I was gonna make it.

I opened the door back up and ran outside, projectile vomiting a 2-foot stream in the process. Unbenounced to me, even as big as this fucking base is....it was my luck the base commander and his minion Lieutenants decided to go out for a cigar and late night stroll that night. The sidewalk was about 10 feet from my door, and I ran about 8 of it before I stopped. The 2 feet of Mai-Tai flavored bullshit landed just short of all three of them. I know I puked at least 2-3 more times with some dry heaves added in before I finally stopped and looked up at who was standing there.

The funny thing was I didn't even know they were at the time and they didn't even say a word. I just smiled, said "Hey'der! Howsh it goin?" and walked casually back to my room, lol. But I did get a knock on my door the next morning by a pissed off Chief & Master Sergeant. Needless to say, I was cut-off the rest of the time there [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Lexical]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Well Lex, if your reading comprehension was better you might have noticed that the post was about:
1. No
2. Intelligent
3. Questions
4. Asked

:/ Also, your post had nothing to do with societal norms or perceptions. It was about you, your fiance and your sexual desires.

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

BUT
Want I should have done is make my avatar a cartooned black man and come on here and type in Ebonics and say .....
"Dang bitches be Cray Cray, Bitch won't suck my Dick, 4 shizzel, Yo!"

Dredge, for shame. This forum frowns on such terrible racism >:-(

Sure, we might tolerate homophobia, bigotry, and stupidity of the highest level, but not racism. We are above that Dredge and you showed how weak you really are by resorting to such uncouth, intolerant behavior.

[dredge]

Originally Posted by StealthAF [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Come on guys, don't shit up the thread.

agreed, and sorry Eph for thread stealing, anyone that want's to fuck with me is cordially invited to direct it over here:
http://www.project1999.org/forums/sh...ad.php?t=90503

[Hailto]

More stories needed.

[Strifer]

One time in elementary school we were all sitting in a circle on the floor.

The teacher was talking about a fluffy elephant book or some noise, and I had to fart.

I let a quick, speedy one rip right in front of everyone, enough so that I got the slightest amount of clearance. Everyone laughed and I got 15 minutes of recess detention, I wasn't laughing...swingsets are hardcore.

[FoxxHound]

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[Hasbinlulz]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

BUT
Want I should have done is make my avatar a cartooned black man and come on here and type in Ebonics and say .....
"Dang bitches be Cray Cray, Bitch won't suck my Dick, 4 shizzel, Yo!"

Out of all the stupid racist shit that has been said on these forums, I think this might be the worst and most offensive honest stereotyping I've ever seen.

Fuck you dredge you racist fuck.

[dredge]

Originally Posted by Hasbinlulz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Out of all the stupid racist shit that has been said on these forums, I think this might be the worst and most offensive honest stereotyping I've ever seen.

Fuck you dredge you racist fuck.

and I quote:
"Lissen mate, Dat punda ist no gud nyameen. He be da palin spy n shit. We gotsa move dis or dat shit be straight uhp wilin."-Lex

Ok, so yeah, I guess Lex speaks like that all the time? My bad I thought he was pretending to be gangsta and from the streets or something.

and I quote:
"How gangster is my new avatar?"-Lex

yep, sorry I must be racist?

blah, blah, blah, dribble, dribble, dribble

[Massive Marc]

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