So why do people around here hate Dwarves?

[webrunner5]

Originally Posted by TxRanjahs [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dwarfs CAN BARREL ROLL......enuf reason to make a dwarf any class you can!!!!!!!

Am I wrong, but is it only the Males that can do the barrel roll?? No Bearded Women.

[SupaflyIRL]

Originally Posted by kaev [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Really, it's simple...

1. Dorfs are ugly
2. Half-Elfs are amazingly sexy and beautiful
3. Paladin class is so impossibly cool that even Chuck Norris isn't cool enough to play one
4. ...
5. profit!

Chuck Norris joke in the Year Of Our Lord 2012

[NachtMystium]

Originally Posted by webrunner5 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Who in the hell even plays a Paladin???

bronies.

[Flash]

Originally Posted by NachtMystium [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

bronies.

^

[gloine36]

There be a lot of jealous people on this server because Dwarves do their girlfriends twice as hard as the rest can. Why do you think all the Wood Elf Chicks hang around the Dwarven men? We're the rock stars of EQ. The other races are whiny babies.

[NachtMystium]

Originally Posted by gloine36 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There be a lot of jealous people on this server because Dwarves do their girlfriends twice as hard as the rest can. Why do you think all the Wood Elf Chicks hang around the Dwarven men? We're the rock stars of EQ. The other races are whiny babies.

this is true.

dwarves rule and are by far the superior jumping race, dat roll alone blows every other race out of the water.

I unfortunately do not play a dwarf since they can't be necromancers, but I do recognize their superiority as a race.

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by webrunner5 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

SK's where the cats ass in live with a bunch of AA's

wat

[mostbitter]

Dwarves are the best race statistically speaking for a paladin. People who don't appreciate the model might as well be speaking another language. Elves are the sissy race of everquest.