Michael Phelps, you smoked pot and lost the Olympics. What now?

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by Hasbinlulz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would probably be gay for Michael Phelps.

Let's face it: you do not have the stamina for the kind of ass-fucking he'd dish out. Those swimmer dudes are beasts--ripped beasts chock full of abdominal musculature and seething intensity, roiling the water with their rhythmic undulations.

No, your body is not ready. You should probably start out with like a Chaz Bono, work your way up to a Richard Simmons and maybe, just maybe top out on a Tom Cruise. Anyway, do some fucking sit-ups, fatty.

[Shannacore]

Barkingturtle for GM

[djstaid]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let's face it: you do not have the stamina for the kind of ass-fucking he'd dish out. Those swimmer dudes are beasts--ripped beasts chock full of abdominal musculature and seething intensity, roiling the water with their rhythmic undulations.

No, your body is not ready. You should probably start out with like a Chaz Bono, work your way up to a Richard Simmons and maybe, just maybe top out on a Tom Cruise. Anyway, do some fucking sit-ups, fatty.

I about lost my drink on my monitors at work /golfclap

[Hasbinlulz]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let's face it: you do not have the stamina for the kind of ass-fucking he'd dish out. Those swimmer dudes are beasts--ripped beasts chock full of abdominal musculature and seething intensity, roiling the water with their rhythmic undulations.

No, your body is not ready. You should probably start out with like a Chaz Bono, work your way up to a Richard Simmons and maybe, just maybe top out on a Tom Cruise. Anyway, do some fucking sit-ups, fatty.

9/10
Would have been 10 if you included a funny picture.

[Alawen]

Oh, the horror and glory. I laughed for well over a full minute, but I am now left with the mental image of Chaz Bono pumping away on Hasbin's droopy ass.

[Messianic]

Originally Posted by Hasbinlulz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The point of the post was to show people the picture of fascist disneyland, which was fucking awesome. The title was rhetorical, and begged the obvious resolve "I'm going to disneyland!" Which I think went right over your head.

No, I just decided to comment on something tangential to the actual post instead of its primary point. That's why the disneyland thing never came up in my comment and is absolutely irrelevant to anything I posted - the fact that you're even taking the time to explain this when I never made an issue of it is so asinine i'm tempted to simply block you to save myself time in the future.

Originally Posted by Hasbinlulz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Obviously I love Michael Phelps. I would probably be gay for Michael Phelps. You're an idiot.

And I never claimed you didn't.

Both of these things make you a hypersensitive, annoying idiot who couldn't get that my statement was essentially supporting yours sarcastically.


Now go take care of a fecal impaction or something.

[Vraji]

Originally Posted by Alawen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Some people have this idea of reality that is sort of the opposite of reality.

For example, they try to find something to ridicule about the athletic performance of a guy with the most Olympic medals in history.

This and they try to find excuses to justify their own weed addictions. I.e an Olympic Champion smoked weed there its justified in my life. How about the fucking 10 hours a day of training and hard work he put in to getting to where he was...something that a chrohnic weed smoker will gloss over.

[Hasbinlulz]

Originally Posted by Messianic [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Now go take care of a fecal impaction or something.

Oh dude, flawless victory. You really crescendo'd hard on me. oh ow. fecal impaction oh noes.