get yer squat box on y'all

[Ephirith]

They have been shitting like this for years(centuries?) in Asia...... and certain parts of Pasadena and Garden Grove.

I can confirm that it works, I'm a very long person and in a lot of bathrooms I can put my legs from the toilet to the wall.

The shit just flies out. Shit you didn't know you had. Dat colon positioning

[Nordenwatch]

My hypothesis is there are other reasons why this man's poop seems to remind him of a kid shooting out of a waterslide.. its almost like it falls out