🇦🇺 tHe DuIk rAgE pOST ConTAinMenT thReAD!111 🤮💩

[Duik]

Ahh yes, Australian Cricket captain 1897-1902.
Great man. No one could hit his best delivery.
Wait for it. The no ball.

Im here all week.

Thanks Reiwa for the assist.

[Duik]

Too serious mate. And you are absolutely right though.

Its funny how 'mericans laugh at cricketers. Have they even seen a basball uniform? And they canny catch a ball without a babyball, im sorry baseball mit. How effeninate is that?

Anywho, Swish nailed it. Youd be the only one here capable of getting my "no ball" jape.

[Duik]

The very good bowlers are said to be great with the ladies. Many a time they are known "bowl a maiden over".

Endless jokes here. Yanks just wont gettem.

[Duik]

Because you do.

More importantly, YOU CUT THE BALLS OFF LITTLE BOYS IN THE NAME OF YA GOD.

You get that bit right?

[F0rmsh1fter]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Because you do.

More importantly, YOU CUT THE BALLS OFF LITTLE BOYS IN THE NAME OF YA GOD.

You get that bit right?

You have an unhealthy obsession with little boy balls, Duik, and I feel like now you’re trying to project.

Is there something you’d like to share with the class?

[Duik]

You are the one in the club that (even after you found out)
"it didnt stop me from being on the side that cuts little boys balls off because god blessed them". To me, that is a game changer (among the other things they do in the name of [pretend] god).

The mistake you are making is assuming i was not brought up a Good Catholic Boy. Then I learnt things.

[F0rmsh1fter]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are the one in the club that (even after you found out)
"it didnt stop me from being on the side that cuts little boys balls off because god blessed them". To me, that is a game changer (among the other things they do in the name of [pretend] god).

The mistake you are making is assuming i was not brought up a Good Catholic Boy. Then I learnt things.

Oh well that last part explains it. If you’re Roman Catholic your theology is trash and your church is a child trafficking ring

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by F0rmsh1fter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh well that last part explains it. If you’re Roman Catholic your theology is trash and your church is a child trafficking ring

God says to tell you you're a Chimaera [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Duik]

Originally Posted by F0rmsh1fter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh well that last part explains it. If you’re Roman Catholic your theology is trash and your church is a child trafficking ring

Ermm, a child forced to listen to a bunch of (what appears to be a magical story to the child) who then grows up and applies critical thinking and rejects it, is defo not a Catholic.

When they say stuff like "Give me the child and shall make you the man" what they really mean that it is such a difficult sell that you need to be able to manipulate a child to perpetuate the religion (all of them) to a clueless person 2000 yrs ago it was a simple matter to convince them of mystical magical being in the sky.
That is why your team captain loves the uneducated. Easily manipulated.

It took me till 9 yrs old to work out that god was a manipulation. im sorry that you didnt.

You say you feel sorry for me and that I desperately need "saving". I on the other hand just feel sorry for you. Easily manipulated and possibly under educated like a wandering shepard 2000 odd years ago.

[F0rmsh1fter]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ermm, a child forced to listen to a bunch of (what appears to be a magical story to the child) who then grows up and applies critical thinking and rejects it, is defo not a Catholic.

When they say stuff like "Give me the child and shall make you the man" what they really mean that it is such a difficult sell that you need to be able to manipulate a child to perpetuate the religion (all of them) to a clueless person 2000 yrs ago it was a simple matter to convince them of mystical magical being in the sky.
That is why your team captain loves the uneducated. Easily manipulated.

It took me till 9 yrs old to work out that god was a manipulation. im sorry that you didnt.

You say you feel sorry for me and that I desperately need "saving". I on the other hand just feel sorry for you. Easily manipulated and possibly under educated like a wandering shepard 2000 odd years ago.

Tell me more about the r/criticalthinking you use

You enjoy the Big Bang theory, and Rick and Morty, don’t you?