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Old 02-16-2023, 02:34 PM
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Alright, how about this.


"That's why everyone's face always lights up when the newlyweds enter the room, like during Christmas. Buckets."
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Old 02-16-2023, 02:36 PM
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dammit

could have easily made that inclusive *and* killed in the Catskills. "Like at Christmas or during Passover."
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Old 02-16-2023, 02:45 PM
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"Buckets" stays. Think of an ironic Jack Benny cheek palm.


Wait do I have a sidekick? I'm I solo? You give me a sidekick I can have a riff on that.


"Buckets!"


(Sassy Ellen Cleghorne sidekick) "Buckets?"


You can improvise from there for a few minutes, do a break in character, they came, they laughed, no diff. That is my point. They have tech in development that can *amplify* your receptors on this. That will be the killer app.


Because really, who wants to jizz at a funeral just b/c your son and daughter in law had sex last night?
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Old 02-16-2023, 02:46 PM
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It was already a difficult time. I loved their mom very much.
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Old 02-16-2023, 04:06 PM
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I Just Want You To Be Happy!
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Old 02-16-2023, 08:20 PM
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I Just Want You To Be Happy!
Every evil person in history has said that.
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Old 02-16-2023, 11:40 PM
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Spinedawg you sniffing sex auras on the bus bro?

One man's trash is another man's treasure.
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Old 02-16-2023, 11:44 PM
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I'll prove it to you. If you live near an Amish market, store, of whatnot, go there and yell "It smells like sex in here!" First, you're not supposed to actually do that, and second, they freakin know and someone will probably take you aside to stop yapping and just chill.
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Old 02-17-2023, 12:01 AM
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First, you're not supposed to actually do that, and second, they freakin know and someone will probably take you aside to stop yapping and just chill.
that will also happen at walgreens, home depot, walmart, target, and Sir this is a Wendy's.

filed under mental illness

you aren't getting off on the aura of the "just fucked"

you are just creeping on people in public

you are gonna get arrested.
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Old 02-17-2023, 02:44 AM
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So you can psychic nut if you hand around recently nutted?

So once you’ve 3rd hand nutted can other psychic nutters nut off your aura too?
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