What's the best chair you've sat in?

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Toxigen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You would be the person telling people to be weary of bench press.

holy fucking shit

You're doing it wrong if exercise doesn't make you weary.

[Lune]

Originally Posted by Toxigen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You would be the person telling people to be weary of bench press.

holy fucking shit

I was telling someone with a history of cubital tunnel issues to be careful with bench press.

If imagining me as fat helps you sleep at night, be my guest. I literally exercise with people for a living.

[Jobaber]

wtf happened?? Did a train come through your monitor?

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Jobaber [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

wtf happened?? Did a train come through your monitor?

No the hard armrest of my old shitty chair pushed my ulnar nerve out of the bone groove it was supposed to sit in during a gaming marathon

When I found out I told the elbow doctor “well push it back! Or show me how to, I’ll do it”. And he’s like “no you idiot gamer loser, you need surgery” (a bit embellished)

He also tossed in a carpal tunnel surgery on the wrist same day special…because apparently I had a bit of that from my WoW rank 14 grind of 10-12 hr gaming sessions/day :/

[Jobaber]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

No the hard armrest of my old shitty chair pushed my ulnar nerve out of the bone groove it was supposed to sit in during a gaming marathon

When I found out I told the elbow doctor “well push it back! Or show me how to, I’ll do it”. And he’s like “no you idiot gamer loser, you need surgery” (a bit embellished)

He also tossed in a carpal tunnel surgery on the wrist same day special…because apparently I had a bit of that from my WoW rank 14 grind of 10-12 hr gaming sessions/day :/

[unsunghero]

^
But gaming was too embarrassing a reason, so the reason I told people was that the nerve popped out during an angry masturbation marathon to the Human Centipede movie on repeat

[Crepido]

I had some issues with elbow and forearms because of the hardwood desk i used and it being too small basically + a bad chair and angle my arm had using the mouse.
gaming chairs are also built for rather short people from my experience, can barely have a 90° angle on my leggs at highest setting, switched back to an expensive office chair style but that's built for people over 6'4''.

It's nice never having to use a ladder to reach top shelves or roof windows, but everyday objects are built for short people tbh.

[Crepido]

Oh it's also somewhat funny how some body features NO ONE can influence, like height, breast size, hair growth are treated so differently ? Like always getting the same jokes, hey, what's the air like up there ? OMG dude, how tall are you ? kids come come, look at this tower of a man !
Yeah thanks, i did exactly nothing to grow this high, it's not an accomplishment...you wouldn't go to a woman with huge titts and be like holy moly ! those are some huge ass tits ! how heavy are they ? kids come here ! look at these things !

Oh dang dude, that's some wicked skincap on your head, sure took a lot of effort to stop your hair from growing !

Just some food for thought. perfectly ok to shit on fat bastards imo. it's a lifestyle choice. you can't decide how tall you get, or short, or if your hair falls out of your titts get huge or not. and becoming obese to your juggs get a little bit bigger is not the solution...

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Crepido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh it's also somewhat funny how some body features NO ONE can influence, like height, breast size, hair growth are treated so differently ? Like always getting the same jokes, hey, what's the air like up there ? OMG dude, how tall are you ? kids come come, look at this tower of a man !
Yeah thanks, i did exactly nothing to grow this high, it's not an accomplishment...you wouldn't go to a woman with huge titts and be like holy moly ! those are some huge ass tits ! how heavy are they ? kids come here ! look at these things !

Oh dang dude, that's some wicked skincap on your head, sure took a lot of effort to stop your hair from growing !

Just some food for thought. perfectly ok to shit on fat bastards imo. it's a lifestyle choice. you can't decide how tall you get, or short, or if your hair falls out of your titts get huge or not. and becoming obese to your juggs get a little bit bigger is not the solution...

Sir this is a furniture store

[Crepido]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sir this is a furniture store

You are right, my apologies. Please don't report me to the authorites for trolling.