My bestfriend Ian is coming to visit me on Wednesday

[Kaveh]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is a 30 second drive from my house, but I stay inside and play EQ instead:

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Florida and Cali have great real estate. Call me crazy but my favorite place in the US so far is still Utah

Can’t beat the national parks around St. George, though it is annoying being shunned when you tell people you aren’t Mormon and will never become one

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is a 30 second drive from my house, but I stay inside and play EQ instead:

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When you get a nice GF it will be the other way around unless you're a fat fucker in which case you have to wait for the messiah's technology to come save you.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

When you get a nice GF it will be the other way around unless you're a fat fucker in which case you have to wait for the messiah's technology to come save you.

EDIT: If this special friend of yours, Ian, is your boyfriend then forget what I previously said because it's not relevant.

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

EDIT: If this special friend of yours, Ian, is your boyfriend then forget what I previously said because it's not relevant.

Ian is the name of the storm, land lubber.

And I've had sex on that beach 2 or 3 times with women (getting caught once by a bunch of teenagers who took pictures of us without our consent...lol)

[Encroaching Death]

Hooking up with a rando you met at a club isn't an uncommon thing.

I imagine 97% of people have a similar story.

If you think that's an unbelievable story, I'd probably blow your mind with other weird shit I've lived through.

I used to be a drug addict in Florida that stuck his dick in everything. I have some stories.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hooking up with a rando you met at a club isn't an uncommon thing.

I imagine 97% of people have a similar story.

If you think that's an unbelievable story, I'd probably blow your mind with other weird shit I've lived through.

I used to be a drug addict in Florida that stuck his dick in everything. I have some stories.

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[Encroaching Death]

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I also took a shit this morning. Want evidence of that too?

[Toxigen]

If cat-4, should be fun times.

If sketti models hold, looks like Wednesday afternoon through Thursday morning gonna be the worst of it. Likelihood of being without power for a day or so is pretty high.

I've got a freezer full of ice. Just gonna prep cook a bunch Tuesday night and if/when power goes out I'll load up a cooler full of leftovers, load the ice, and be good for a couple/few days til the roads clear.

Got 20 gallons of water for toilet flushing and taint/pits/face scrubbing. Plenty of agua for drink too.

Candles, headlamp, flashlight, plenty of batteries, and a brand new book from the library.

Good to go.

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Toxigen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If cat-4, should be fun times.

If sketti models hold, looks like Wednesday afternoon through Thursday morning gonna be the worst of it. Likelihood of being without power for a day or so is pretty high.

I've got a freezer full of ice. Just gonna prep cook a bunch Tuesday night and if/when power goes out I'll load up a cooler full of leftovers, load the ice, and be good for a couple/few days til the roads clear.

Got 20 gallons of water for toilet flushing and taint/pits/face scrubbing. Plenty of agua for drink too.

Candles, headlamp, flashlight, plenty of batteries, and a brand new book from the library.

Good to go.

I haven't bought food/water yet. Doing that after work today.

Hopefully the spurgs didn't buy everything off the shelves.

It could shift north of Sarasota. My parents live down there and they have underground power. Could take the laptop over there to keep the pixels rolling in.

My number one worry is: Can I still play EQ? What's the hurricane version of poop socking?

[Jibartik]

Desantas sounded well spoken when he gave the Ian announcement, I was really surprised.

If I said this about obama, someone would accuse me of a thousand years of systematic racism.