I've been told that life is not meant to be fair

[magnetaress]

I had a herpe on my arm. Could have had a mild case of pox tho.

Had it when I was a kid and got a full line of vaccinations.

[Jibartik]

A total stranger walks up to you in the street and says this to you,

[Jibartik]

Im trying to imagine a situation where i hired an electrician and the dali lama shows up in a tool belt.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Im trying to imagine a situation where i hired an electrician and the dali lama shows up in a tool belt.

My inbuilt imposter detecter has informed me the dalai lamer is a phoney so it's good he's not your electrician.

[magnetaress]

Is it ok to not be upset Elfminister? Like I agree. I'm just very emotionally neutral r now.

[Elfminster]

Right: I love beauty and hate ugly.
Left Wrong: beauty is subjective retard.
Right: Nobody wants to be fat because fat is ugly.
Wrong: some people prefer being morbidly obese you fucking moron.
Right: Obesity destroys mobility and fat people pay more for things, why would anybody think immobility and higher prices are positive things?
Wrong: because positivity is subjective, idiot, some people like to buy high and sell low that's why rewarding people for being positive is completely fucking wrong. instead, people should be rewarded no matter what the fuck they do.
Right: So if you take your driving test drunk and fail every question you should still pass the test and be rewarded with more freedom?
Wrong: yes, retard, because driving the 'right way' is subjective and so is freedom.
Right: Say something that is objective to you.
Wrong: love is subjective.
Right: Then isn't hate also subjective?
Wrong: no, you mother fucking racist, you don't have the right to hate me, you're only choice in life is to love me. obey or die mother fucker!
Right: /spit
Right: DING

[Toxigen]

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[Elfminster]

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[Elfminster]

Wrong scowls at you, ready to attack -- what would you like your tombstone to say?
Wrong says, "Prepare to die righteous scum!"
Wrong slashes YOU for 4 points of damage.
Wrong slashes wrong for 0 points of damage.
Wrong slashes YOU for 6 points of damage.
Wrong slashes wrong for 0 points of damage.
Wrong slashes YOU for 8 points of damage.
Wrong slashes wrong for 0 points of damage.
Wrong slashes YOU for 12 points of damage.
Wrong slashes wrong for 0 points of damage.
Wrong slashes YOU for 16 points of damage.
Wrong slashes wrong for 0 points of damage.
Wrong slashes YOU for 18 points of damage.
Wrong slashes wrong for 0 points of damage.
Wrong has slain wrong!
You gain experience!!
You have gained a level! Welcome to level Utopia!
You have looted a Sexy Girl
You have looted a Six Pack
You have looted a Big Dick
You have looted an RV
You have looted a Lifetime's Supply of Weed
Sexy Girl tells you, "You're my hero!"
Sexy girl dances.
You inhale weed. Nom nom nom.

[Reiwa]

I wonder if it's more likely that the bad would conspire against the good, or the good that would conspire against the bad.

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