I've been told that life is not meant to be fair

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I could never get bored of her it would be like being bored of myself.

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[Elfminster]

A total stranger walks up to you in the street and says this to you,

"You can control me but you don't own me"
"I wear his chain around my neck not because he owns me but because he knows me"
"I won't change my colors for you"
"If you want my future forget my past"
"You need to have a job if you want to be with me"
"I care about not caring"
"Sorry not sorry"
"motherfucker"
"cocksucker"
"******"
"Nobody wants to work except me"
"I'm the most bullied person on the planet"
"This is a picture of me on an exotic beach with my boyfriend"
"This is a picture of me on a luxury yacht with my squad"
"This is a picture of me getting out of the shower"
"This is a picture of me in my underwear"
"This is me wearing a $50,000 dress"
"This is me wearing $10,000 shoes"
"This is me wearing my $200,000 necklace"
"Life is good!"
"I don't give a fuck"
"#metoo"
"I'm a philantropist"
"I'm a scientologist"
"I'm a catholic"
"I'm a feminist"
"I'm an activist"
"I'm an atheist"
"I'm in love with myself"
"I was discovered in [insert year] at the age of [insert age]"
"Vote for my candidate!"
"White people are racist"
"Straight men are violent"
"I'm obviously pro-choice who isn't these days?"
"I can dress however I want to dress"
"I'm a lesbian now"
"I'm bisexual now"
"I was an orphaned child"
"I'm discriminated against because I'm a woman"
"I was born with a rare disease which held me back"
"I'm not your toy stupid boy"
"My ex boyfriend cheated on me"
"My ex husband abused me"
"I am a rich man"
"I was sexually molested by a man 30 years ago"
"Anything a man can do I can do better"
"I was raped by a man when I was a child but I kept it a secret"
"I dont need a man because I'm a strong independent woman who can take care of herself"
"I'm happy being single"
"Men can't be trusted"
"My boyfriend died"
"I've got a new boyfriend"
"I'm gettng married"
"I'm getting divorced"
"Thank u, next"
"I'm getting married again"
"Love yourself first"
"I haven't been online in 4 years"
"I wore a diaper until the age of 7"
"Men should check their balls for cancer"
"It's okay to admit you have mental health issues"
"Racist!"
"Woman hater!"
"Incel!"
"Holocaust denier!"
"Little islander!"
"Love can be whatever you want it to be"
"Normal is subjective"
"Where is the love?"

Then after the stranger has left another stranger walks up to you and says this to you,

That stranger you were just talking to has been found dead and everybody is grieving, the cause of death is suspected to be suicide, murder, car accident, accidental drowning, accidental drug overdose, natural causes

Then I walk up to you and give you a note which says all of the above.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A total stranger walks up to you in the street and says this to you,

"You can control me but you don't own me"
"I wear his chain around my neck not because he owns me but because he knows me"
"I won't change my colors for you"
"If you want my future forget my past"
"You need to have a job if you want to be with me"
"I care about not caring"
"Sorry not sorry"
"motherfucker"
"cocksucker"
"******"
"Nobody wants to work except me"
"I'm the most bullied person on the planet"
"This is a picture of me on an exotic beach with my boyfriend"
"This is a picture of me on a luxury yacht with my squad"
"This is a picture of me getting out of the shower"
"This is a picture of me in my underwear"
"This is me wearing a $50,000 dress"
"This is me wearing $10,000 shoes"
"This is me wearing my $200,000 necklace"
"Life is good!"
"I don't give a fuck"
"#metoo"
"I'm a philantropist"
"I'm a scientologist"
"I'm a catholic"
"I'm a feminist"
"I'm an activist"
"I'm an atheist"
"I'm in love with myself"
"I was discovered in [insert year] at the age of [insert age]"
"Vote for my candidate!"
"White people are racist"
"Straight men are violent"
"I'm obviously pro-choice who isn't these days?"
"I can dress however I want to dress"
"I'm a lesbian now"
"I'm bisexual now"
"I was an orphaned child"
"I'm discriminated against because I'm a woman"
"I was born with a rare disease which held me back"
"I'm not your toy stupid boy"
"My ex boyfriend cheated on me"
"My ex husband abused me"
"I am a rich man"
"I was sexually molested by a man 30 years ago"
"Anything a man can do I can do better"
"I was raped by a man when I was a child but I kept it a secret"
"I dont need a man because I'm a strong independent woman who can take care of herself"
"I'm happy being single"
"Men can't be trusted"
"My boyfriend died"
"I've got a new boyfriend"
"I'm gettng married"
"I'm getting divorced"
"Thank u, next"
"I'm getting married again"
"Love yourself first"
"I haven't been online in 4 years"
"I wore a diaper until the age of 7"
"Men should check their balls for cancer"
"It's okay to admit you have mental health issues"
"Racist!"
"Woman hater!"
"Incel!"
"Holocaust denier!"
"Little islander!"
"Love can be whatever you want it to be"
"Normal is subjective"
"Where is the love?"

Then after the stranger has left another stranger walks up to you and says this to you,

That stranger you were just talking to has been found dead and everybody is grieving, the cause of death is suspected to be suicide, murder, car accident, accidental drowning, accidental drug overdose, natural causes

Then I walk up to you and give you a note which says all of the above.

Half of these are Spice Girls lyrics. What gives, son?

[Jibartik]

A total stranger walks up to you in the street and says this to you,

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Raj [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Drugs and/or mental illness [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Originally Posted by Raj [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I love all of you but we all know Everquest in 2000 did not have nearly as high a ratio of drugs and/or mental illness players as P99 has (whom may or may not have given up on all or most of their dreams IRL.) This is why P99 will almost never feel *quite* classic - especially after a server has been running 2-3+ years.

I believe the 1st year or so of a new server here captures the diversity of the classic population and atmosphere the best. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Elfminster]

A simple test you can do to determine if bang bang really happened or not...

Step 1: Find some wildlife (birds for example)
Step 2: Make a loud bang near the widlife

If the wildlife comes running to you like a long lost child then the big bang really happened.

If the wildlife moves away from you rapidly in fear then the big bang is a hoax.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Half of these are Spice Girls lyrics. What gives, son?

Are they? I had no idea. You a fan? Which one is your favourite?

(the correct answer is all of them OR none of them NOT baby spice)

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Are they? I had no idea. You a fan? Which one is your favourite?

(the correct answer is all of them OR none of them NOT baby spice)

Sorry man, I'm out of my element on this one. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sorry man, I'm out of my element on this one. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You not a fan of 4 puny obnoxious girls gate crashing your party and trashing the place on behalf of Simon Cowell's big dirty wallet? How very unprogressive of you. You woman hater you.

Fun fact time: when you watch the TV you're either watching something which never happened or something which already happened. Not only that, a lot of the content on the TV is about things which supposedly happened in the past, bad things blamed on your ancestors.

That's why I laugh when I hear a television person say "stop living in the past".

It's hilarious if you think about it because if everybody followed that advice nobody would watch TV because everything on the TV either never happened or it happened in the past.

Even live tv is the past.

Everybody on tv should have a flip phone.

[Elfminster]

"death is a part of life"

Let's condense it down...

"death is life"

Let's see if it's logical..

"dogshit is ice cream"
"boring is fun"
"losing is winning"
"unfairness is fair"
"illogical is logical"
"bad maths is good maths"
"dumb is smart"
"drowning is not drowning"
"hate is love"
"mortaliy is immortality"
"ugly is pretty"