Dan Crenshaw's super soldier commercial.

[hobart]

Originally Posted by douglas1999 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Jesus fuckin christ you people are insane and deranged.

DAN CRENSHAW MUST DIEEEEEEEEEE

Why don't you go be in the military and show us how it's done right? Sneering at people who guard you while you sleep is maybe the slimiest, most douchebaggy thing one can possibly do.

Dan Crenshaw is not a war hero. He's a war hero because he's a SEAL who lost his eye to an IED? I like SEALS who didn't lose an eye to IEDs.

Originally Posted by Gravydoo II [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Who said it was a call to violence?????? Where did you even get that??

I said it was cringey as FUCK from a piece of shit. He can jump out of a plane though. Very necessary for state reps these days.

Wasn't implying that you or anyone else here said it. This has been out for a couple of weeks? Saw it posted several other places.

[Tunabros]

the fact that this isnt satire is pretty scary

[Tunabros]

Originally Posted by kjs86z [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Guy literally was metal gear solid in life. Sorry you don't appreciate military service.

he was a Navy Seal Officer

Big Boss (also known as Naked/Venom/Punished Snake) and Solid Snake (Clone of

Big Boss) are both super soldiers trained in special operatives and being profound

mercenaries. Both of which were primary protagonists in the Metal Gear Solid Franchise.

Comparing his life to Metal Gear Solid is pretty exaggerated as most encounters in

Metal Gear Solid are tactical and espionage based. But props to him for serving

his country.

[imperiouskitten]

Solid Snake nanomachines are quite a bit preferable to gulf war syndrome

[Mblake81]

Originally Posted by Tunabros [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

he was a Navy Seal Officer

Big Boss (also known as Naked/Venom/Punished Snake) and Solid Snake (Clone of

Big Boss) are both super soldiers trained in special operatives and being profound

mercenaries. Both of which were primary protagonists in the Metal Gear Solid Franchise.

Comparing his life to Metal Gear Solid is pretty exaggerated as most encounters in

Metal Gear Solid are tactical and espionage based. But props to him for serving

his country.

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[FatherSioux]

Those not busy being born are busy dying.

[magnetaress]

Now Imagine me jumping in a trans wingsuit with an army of drones laying waste with lazers to the plebes

Originally Posted by FatherSioux [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Those not busy being born are busy dying.

Fair enough

Originally Posted by Mblake81 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Movie with a very poignant msg, good one too (he's also a cutie)

Originally Posted by imperiouskitten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Solid Snake nanomachines are quite a bit preferable to gulf war syndrome

anyone who served for even 5 minutes even in a tent in an office would get a kick outa this one :metal armed thumbs up:

@Tunabros, +A for effort and double space'n

[hobart]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Now Imagine me jumping in a trans wingsuit with an army of drones laying waste with lazers to the plebes

What other sort of wingsuit would you be wearing? Get it?

I'll be here all day, folks. Try the fish.

[Lune]

Originally Posted by Tunabros [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

he was a Navy Seal Officer

Big Boss (also known as Naked/Venom/Punished Snake) and Solid Snake (Clone of

Big Boss) are both super soldiers trained in special operatives and being profound

mercenaries. Both of which were primary protagonists in the Metal Gear Solid Franchise.

Comparing his life to Metal Gear Solid is pretty exaggerated as most encounters in

Metal Gear Solid are tactical and espionage based. But props to him for serving

his country.

Do you write your posts in notepad?

Is it a poem?

wtf is going on

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Do you write your posts in notepad?

Is it a poem?

wtf is going on

They are a superposter.

Sorta like a supersoldier.