Contest for my stuff:

[Francois]

I didn't read any other post.

However, this is me IRL. I obviously <3 America so I win.

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[citizen1080]

I don't deserve your stuff...but just think how much it would piss off the entire server if you gave all your stuff to the one person who doesn't need it =)

[Ennoia]

Give it to me so I can throw it onto a random account that I will never log onto again, just so other people can't get it. Gotta keep the little man on a short leash.

[soup]

If I were you, would I give me your stuff? I really doubt it. I don't have much in the bank, but when you look at my gear you'd definitely think "This isn't someone who needs my loot."

Now, let's say you did give me your loot. What would I do with it? Well for starters, if you had BS ears, I'd equip them and be like "fuck yea!" and if it included some high ticket item I could sell to work towards a fungi tunic, I'd be all over it. Anything past that, I would likely wind up giving it away when I do a one of my Crushbone buff runs I try to do once or twice a week. Would probably beat the crappy CoM weapons I usually have to hand out, but who knows what your loot looks like.

Now, why me over Loke, who is likely much more recognizable than me? Quite simple really, because I can give the noobs high level shaman buffs while handing out the loot, whereas all he can do is FD and watch the train of a legion of orcs slaughter the noobs. The choice is clear. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Wudan]

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i don't want your stuff and it'd be pretty cool if you didn't come back

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[Wudan]

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I haven't logged in since Kunark's release night. I have very little desire to play.

I just don't want to give my shit to a terrible excuse for a human being who runs around treating the server and its populace like shit. The gear has been rotting on my accounts for so long now, no reason to not give it away.

There is nothing worse than a douchebag twinking their alts and being a douchebag on them, detracting from people's fun through anonymity.

Dear Sir,

let me politely inform you; you are an idiot! It is beyond me how can anyone be so pathetic. How the hell are you going to recognize who is and who is not shit bag? Did it ever occur to you that shit bag could actually write a post that portreys him as a nice person? Give your stuff to a friend or naked noob hunting beetles in Freepot and cut the crap...I would not want your stuff even if I was naked. It might stigmatise me and make me as pathetic as you are. no thanks.

[Twig]

I deserve your stuff because I am a poney IRL and it's really hard to play with hoofs [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[gnomishfirework]

Well, if given to me I can guarantee I won't turn around and sell it.

Other than that, I don't have any compelling reason other than I'm not a douche bag.

[Lazortag]

I deserve your stuff because I'll just give it away to level 1's in EC, while everyone else will probably be greedy and liquidate it into plat for themselves.

[Calabee]

Eh, Ill bite!

I deserve your stuff because i've known ya since my nameless days in 00-02 and never had beef with ya, on live or here on p99 ~