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Old 05-05-2020, 04:49 PM
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How do you lure trolls out of their damp dirty holes? Hint: bait
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Old 05-05-2020, 11:46 PM
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Old 05-05-2020, 05:00 PM
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Not a good look, OP.
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Old 05-05-2020, 05:03 PM
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This is certainly on the standard trajectory, Mcoy. Most of the classic elements are in place, including the "I got you guys!"
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Old 05-05-2020, 05:29 PM
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Sorry, kinda new. So "standard trajectory" is:

a) Player throws a tantrum about a level 4 gnoll.

b) Player actually calls in a GM to deal with his gnoll issue.

c) GM tells Player that the gnolls don't all belong to him, and to share with his brothers.

d) Player smart-mouths GM.

e) GM spanks Player, takes toys away for a day.

f) Player runs crying to his friends about the unfairness of it all.

g) Friends tell Player he's acting like a baby.

h) Player calls everyone stupid.

i) Friends warn Player that GM can still hear him, and warn him that he's about to get grounded as well.

j) Player stops crying says, "No, I was only kidding. I sure fooled you guys."


Is that about it?
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Old 05-05-2020, 05:26 PM
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RnF post of the year and it’s only May!
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Old 05-05-2020, 05:26 PM
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OP is pretending to be 'baiting' all of us now in some well crafted RnF plot that ends in him not being mad and everyone else being mad.

Nice meltdown OP - pretty pathetic - at least own it

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Old 05-05-2020, 05:31 PM
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k) OP ingests drugs and triple posts and quotes himself in his own thread until GMs ban him for being a fucking loser.
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Old 05-05-2020, 06:09 PM
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Well done Morikaidin! You are a solid elf citizen and will make a fine addition to the elf boardroom/elf criminal justice system.

Also, see Point K below your post.
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Old 05-05-2020, 07:43 PM
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born to peepee

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