Green Horror Stories

[Pyrocat]

I rolled and erudite necro and then outleveled tox and thought to myself "why not check out Qeynos Hills surely there will be better xp there" and proceeded to die twice on my way through the sewers and several more times to Nicholas BigFuckOffAxe in Qeynos and even more times in Blackburrow.

Each death required the run from Tox -> Erudin -> Wait for Boat -> Make it through the sewer -> Qeynos -> Qeynos Hills.

I finally ran into a level 13 mage who bound me and I don't know if I've ever been more thankful in my life.

[Pyrocat]

Protip: sewers are fine if you keep to the west side and swim a lot. Avoid Frogloks at all costs (1x death) and keep up invis vs undead for the dreadbones (1x death).

[skorge]

yesterday at launch, in Ferrott there was an ogre training the gators around that was killing everyone cuz the guards wont attack them, lol...was pure chaos

[Mirakk82]

Rolled up a DE Necro last night. Fought a moss snake and got poisoned. Barely killed the thing. Health tick and dot tick were fighting..

You have been knocked unconscious!
You have regained consciousness!
You have been knocked unconscious!
You have regained consciousness!
You have been knocked unconscious!
You have regained consciousness!
You have been knocked unconscious!
You have regained consciousness!

Literally 10 times. So I'm flopping and getting up and flopping immediately, and people are standing around cheering because nobody at the noob log can afford bandages yet.

10/10 Classic Experience

[Dilemne]

Originally Posted by Mirakk82 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Rolled up a DE Necro last night. Fought a moss snake and got poisoned. Barely killed the thing. Health tick and dot tick were fighting..

You have been knocked unconscious!
You have regained consciousness!
You have been knocked unconscious!
You have regained consciousness!
You have been knocked unconscious!
You have regained consciousness!
You have been knocked unconscious!
You have regained consciousness!

Literally 10 times. So I'm flopping and getting up and flopping immediately, and people are standing around cheering because nobody at the noob log can afford bandages yet.

10/10 Classic Experience

trying to suicid myself to go back full life, but people just camping and waiting you to die to take the mob.. so same :

You have been knocked unconscious!
You have regained consciousness!
You have been knocked unconscious!
You have regained consciousness!
You have been knocked unconscious!
You have regained consciousness!
You have been knocked unconscious!
You have regained consciousness!

and still low life [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Tavanyl]

the same blooming onions party hogging the sf mino cash camp since launch

[greatdane]

Four dudes from Blooming Onions sitting at a bandit camp and refusing to invite another because it wouldn't be optimal xp for them. 20 year old game, folks. Gotta optimize on day 3, fuck everyone else.

[garfo]

Originally Posted by greatdane [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Four dudes from Blooming Onions sitting at a bandit camp and refusing to invite another because it wouldn't be optimal xp for them. 20 year old game, folks. Gotta optimize on day 3, fuck everyone else.

That was me, I think! I was on my bard and got a denial of invite in WK.

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by greatdane [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Four dudes from Blooming Onions sitting at a bandit camp and refusing to invite another because it wouldn't be optimal xp for them. 20 year old game, folks. Gotta optimize on day 3, fuck everyone else.

Freeport seems to have been a bit cooler. Commonly 3-4 people in group camping the 2 spawn young pumas by the inn.

Everyone just chilling, socialising and sharing nicely.

[cd288]

Originally Posted by greatdane [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Four dudes from Blooming Onions sitting at a bandit camp and refusing to invite another because it wouldn't be optimal xp for them. 20 year old game, folks. Gotta optimize on day 3, fuck everyone else.

Had a Blooming Onions Mage near CB tonight aggro one of the group’s spawns, the group camping the entrance (about to pull that spawn anyway) gets up and kills the spawn. Blooming Onions member then claims that the group kill stole from them and tries to set their pet to guard on top of one of the spawn points. Obviously, not gonna be able to out-DPS a full group so I’m not sure what that was going to accomplish.

Sacrifice also seems to be filled with kill stealers and griefers for the most part.