I met an older woman on craigslist - Page 4

KilyenaMage · #31 03-31-2011, 02:06 PM

Remember, especially in the case of sex with the elderly....you have GOT to lick it before you stick it.

Nuggie · #32 03-31-2011, 02:15 PM

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I found a posting for a married forty year old woman on craigslist that was looking to bang a younger dude. I was drunk at the time and responded to her message. I pretty much was assuming she was fake but I thought "oh what the hell"

The next day she e-mailed me back. I eventually sent her a picture and she did the same. She was actually kinda hot (always had a fantasy for banging an older woman). We agreed to meet at a local starbucks over her lunch break. We both wanted to meet in public before getting to biznass.

I met her there - - it was terrifying. I kept thinking the whole time that someone was going to bust us for one reason or another. She was a little older looking than her pictures suggested - but she was in good shape and had pretty good looking titties that definitely looked suckable. We talked for a little bit and agreed that we wanted to get together sometime for some fucking and sucking. In later e-mails, she revealed she was down with anything - anal, 69'ing, slippery lube jobs, etc.

The thing is, I am scared shitless. What if this bitch comes over to my place (she has a husband I have to host) with a big ass butcher knife and kills the shit out of me? Or what if I get her naked and it's just like "Ewwww". What the hell should I do? Would you guys fuck a woman with a husband twice your age that is reasonable attractive?

I don't have time to read the rest of teh responses, so:

Generally, I'd stay away from married chicks. Just saying.

Kambris · #33 03-31-2011, 03:18 PM

If this was the middle-east you would soooo get busted under Sharia law and lashed to death.

Alawen Everywhere · #34 03-31-2011, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by KilyenaMage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Remember, especially in the case of sex with the elderly....you have GOT to lick it before you stick it.

This is why God made Astroglide.

SlankyLanky · #35 03-31-2011, 06:53 PM

the older the berry the sweeter the juice.

mimixownzall · #36 03-31-2011, 08:07 PM

Remember: If she asks if you like blue waffles...

RUN FOR THE HILLS

Chanur · #37 03-31-2011, 08:09 PM

Post her picture so we can decide.

Pyrocat · #38 03-31-2011, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Alawen Everywhere [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What's more pathetic than two ugly people hooking up on craigslist?

One of them not having the sack to do the deed.

speaking from experience?

DetroitVelvetSmooth · #39 04-01-2011, 02:41 AM

Put it in her butt and pee. She said anything. (Though this is harder than you might think - hydrate to the max bro!)

hedbonker · #40 04-01-2011, 10:28 AM

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