I get paid to hold a spear.

[captnamazing]

Originally Posted by Danth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The other style of wars the US so often finds itself in are nothing new. During the first decades of the twentieth century there was something of a running joke in the press that the U.S. Army was little more than the militarized arm of the United Fruit Company. Fact is the U.S. has been in a state of almost constant conflict since the Spanish-American war, at least. Instead of blaming Bush, blame McKinley.
Danth

ya, if you look at the USMC service history there's a ton of expeditions and stuff where they kill a bunch of locals. it's pretty rad. such as when we conquered hawaii

[Champion_Standing]

Originally Posted by Fame [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Disgusting levels of military hero worship in this thread, they kill poor brown people for a living and the last war we fought for "freedom" was WWII

Salute this mother fucks

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Operation Iraqi Freedom

It's right in the name quit being dumb

[JboxCSU]

TSA best branch of 'murican security.

Their stockpiles of toothpaste and deodorant keep us all safe.

Cheers to you TSA agent!

[muggalol]

I was navy and everyday i wish i joined the USAF now i realize why its hard to rank up because nobody wants to get out.

[PlatLordlolz]

i was army infantry, my only regret was not getting that goddamn knife kill.

[iruinedyourday]

I was in the infantry too, you should all just assume im a hero but I raped every day was glorious

[iruinedyourday]

wait got raped by my CO i lied, it was terrible. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[iruinedyourday]

jk guys u'r allright whatevs.. but I think teachers are the real heros

[captnamazing]

t-t-triple post confirmed mad, sad, or bad

[Lune]

Is this thread about life in the military?

I've been having so much sex with my body pillow that it stands on its own now.