There are no words to describe this - but your poem has inspired me - they say immitation is the greatest form of flattery.
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Originally Posted by Flunklesnarkin
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I haven't met her yet online or offline. She is only an idea in my head. But I am positive she exists and is waiting for a guy like me. She's around my age, a virgin, has a great bosom, and shares many of my interests. In fact although we haven't even met I'm sure she will want me to move in with her. There we will play video games all days, chat about our dreams, and more.
She will first meet me in real life by driving to where I live. So she will somehow only be a couple hours away from where I live.
The problem with my girlfriend is she is too perfect. It is in the nature of persons to stop her and my relationship. As it is a freak of nature.
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I have only met him online. He is only a troll on the forums, but I am positive he waiting for another troll like me. He is around my age, definitely a virgin, has a small d!ck, and is only allowed by <Empire> to hunt in Black Burrow. In fact although we haven’t even met I’m sure he will want to move in with me (because lives in parents basement in Europe currently). There we will play P99 all day, chat about Gnoll Fang XP nerf, and more.
The problem with my Swish is that he is too perfect. It is in the nature of person to stop his and my relationship. As it is a freak of nature.
10-07-2015, 11:30 AM
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