Ersuvus: A Born Again Ogre

[Cecily]

Originally Posted by Ersuvus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Best part first night I slept in the back seat of my car. My dog barks at like 5 am and wakes me up and im staring a deer with an 8pt rack on it.. I dont think I've ever seen a buck deer before... Tons of does.. So I took it as a good sign.. Because I'm native american.. <3

This is why I want to go hunting as a gang of like 12 ppl to see how many people itd take to take out a rhino with bows and arrows. hilarious concept but if your gonna hunt an endangered species that has its DNA protected anyway you mineaswell do it fun and on camera.

So you found your spirit animal?

[Ersuvus]

Actually my spirit animal is lechuza
One visited me at 4am and we stared at each other for like 5mins 5 years ago around this time.

http://www.google.com/search?q=lechu...FM2wsB6feiM%3A

The great white owl. Last summer a week before I got heatstroke.x3 and assaulted at work I hit a black owl with my car going 55mph. I tapped the breaks just before impact and it cushioned the blow enough to the point where it lived. I think it was my evil spirit animal coming to me for death but I let it live out of instinct. As i sit here in the waiting room at an undisclosed hospital in vermont I feel the effects albiet minimal however still prevelent. So much makes sense.

The buck came to me as a father spirit sending his blessing as I ascend into manhood.. finally those bastards. lol.

I hear the owls but havent communed with them eye to eye since. So, i look forward to that opportunity. Potentially I have more money than god but adore a simple lifestyle so I can raid NToV with my pixel friends. However if these jerks in the US dont take my ideas for medical marijuana and apply them .. im going to get dubaj to build me a damn island 100ft from each side larger than the bermuda triangle and have a massive plantation and aviary and hire latinos to attach dubsacks to each leg of each bird and disperse them across the world from international waters for free ganja for all. DAMN IT! LOL √√√√√√√√its <3 you guys aka the world except the KKK and afrG IT! lol i want my damn vaccine already

[Ersuvus]

Lolll yayy im in the chair. These fucking needlss are like. 2.5inchea lonf omg fucking hilarious

[Ersuvus]

Def makes me feel high drunk slightly... hilarious brings out my natural libra.charisma.like 200%

[Ersuvus]

Thx fckin gods its the last one i just wanna fckin level now.that im done.fashion questin omg

[Ersuvus]

Need shit tons of shamans druids.for.splash.heals on shaman main tank.. couple clerics with rez sticks would be cool but......... cmon ppl

[Ersuvus]

Mechanica eq p99 so superior..

Can i plz hav custom.title ersuvus the dawn bear plzplzplz

[Sorn]

Originally Posted by Ersuvus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Can i plz hav custom.title ersuvus the dawn bear plzplzplz

I dig it.

And I am very pleased to hear you survived, even if I had no idea who you were before you started posting about rabies.

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My starkest madness seeming is divinest sense. Come! Grasp the chain, and prove you're sane!

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We are witnessing something magical here, folks.