Dota Pals

[Agatha]

pretty much what nirgon says, i only play with a few pals. games are way to retarded and just terribly unpredictable with the possibility of going longer than 45 mins.

fuck that shit, who signs on to play a game for 45+ mins that matches you with retards.

why i don't play league or dota anymore is because the match making systems just suck, and will always suck.

[Genedin]

yea, its so stupid, I have like 1,500 games played and I will get put on a team with a guy who has 100 games played, like, what the fuck man, MMR aside the level of hero, item and map knowledge should be night and day between two players with that difference in games played

[Stasis01]

You're well on your path to become a rat NP like myself, ignore the game and make shit happen !

[Tomm Selleck]

You get streaks, you win some you lose some. I've hit 3k and thought about offing myself. Just getting back to 4k and to be honest I think its easier to climb mmr this patch. I fucking hated sniper troll pickers and the 90 minute games of 6.83

[Swish]

Originally Posted by Bazia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the complete lack of english speakers on US servers is also making me considering quitting

Welcome to Europe.

I have to import and turn up the EQ wind tunnel sound with every game - really terrible English or none at all.

[vouss]

Mr Popo good try, you are wrong though, about everything. Iinglorious's 53% win rate is enough to show you that, right?

[Mr Popo]

Originally Posted by vouss [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Mr Popo good try, you are wrong though, about everything. Iinglorious's 53% win rate is enough to show you that, right?

Wouldn't surprise me tbh. Still bad idea to pick mid when you are worst person on the team, whether or not you have 53% win. :P

[Nirgon]

that feel where the carry you are supporting hasn't gotten one of the last 20 uncontested last hits... so you start taking them

and they berg out in a language you do not understand

-- have english selected as sole preference
-- some other guy looking to shave 10 seconds of his queue time does also
-- should be able to report people as non native speakers to prevent them from being able to choose said option
-- guy begins pinging map wildly, more incomprehensible language
-- log into Dark Souls 2, doesn't matter what your skin color or how dumb yo brain is
-- parry scum, execute scum, profit

[Genedin]

Totally agree, need report tool for non English speakers. a fucking game that is based on teamwork and you dont speak the same language.

real talk, who are the most OP carries in the current meta I can just pick every game?

I would just make a new account but I've spent like $300 on my current terrible mmr account :/

[daasgoot]

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this will keep you entertained for the next 80 hours

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