Quit Smoking and getting Fat - Help

[Susvain2]

lron im clean too and im getting fat.

i don't know what's worse being a junkie or being fat

[Ella`Ella]

Originally Posted by Susvain2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lron im clean too and im getting fat.

i don't know what's worse being a junkie or being fat

Being fat. At least you're better at everquest when you're loaded up with black tar.

[Cazlo]

Eat nothing but iceberg lettuce. Eat as much as you want so you're never hungry and watch as you shed the pounds.

[Susvain2]

for clarification never seen black tar

[Ella`Ella]

Originally Posted by Susvain2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

for clarification never seen black tar

Is that the rich people shit?

[Susvain2]

what are you at work shouldn't you be WORKING ??

[Ella`Ella]

Originally Posted by Susvain2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

what are you at work shouldn't you be WORKING ??

I'm a VP, mother fucker. I get to sit in the office and dish out work to subordinates so I can troll p99 forums.

Go fire up the kite, I'll be home around 10.

[central scrutinizer]

Originally Posted by LronTheServerLegend [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I quit smoking and now I have put on like 20 lbs of fat. I am not the man you all once knew who could seduce a woman with a glance and make her butter melt like a lipid based niagra falls.

I do not know what to do. Please help.

Your Friend,
Lron

Get a lot of bird's eye chilli peppers. Whenever you usually smoke and your rituals are most ingrained, after meals, when you wake up ect, eat a few peppers. When you feel that compulsion to obtain and consume something and it is not time for a regular meal, eat a few peppers. When the corner of your mind flashes upon the bleakness of your remaining days consisting of you killing time trying to distract yourself from mourning the indulgences that obscure the taint of existing in an an inanimate universe that has neither god nor justice beyond abject oblivion for you and everything you love, eat a pepper. That's how I managed to quit a 40+ year habit this, and I absolutely love smoking, I was never not smoking when awake.

[Archalen]

I eat healthy, don't smoke, and stay skinny no matter what I eat. My advice is to quit being bad at genes and self control.

[myriverse]

Eat less. Do more.

It is as simple as that.

Smoked for 25 years.
Quit cold turkey.
Lost 80 lbs. within a year.
Because I ate less and did more.