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[Aetherial]

Originally Posted by T7g [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

On this note, I got some Tbell the other night.

(I literally have not eaten it in over 5 years, but after Fourthmeal's constant spamming I figured why not.)

I ordered a couple Chalupas, they gave me Gorditas.
I ordered a volcano taco, by the time I could eat it that nasty sauce had already soaked the shell and destroyed it.

The next day I woke up and had a normal bowel moment, at some point later while I was at work a giant torrent of watery feces hit me and I had to run to the bathroom twice in thirty minutes.

That also hasn't happened to me in ~5ish years, so- moral of the story.

Fourthmeal is bullshit, unless you want a fifth and sixth bowel movement added to your day.

Good to hear, thanks!

[purist]

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[Itchybottom]

Maltodextrin/corn starch. There's a lot of it in their food, it's a good energy source carb-wise, but it also draws water into the bowels and causes you to colon blow when you have too much of it. Soy Lecithin actually boosts that effect ten fold. The only things safe to eat from Taco Bell are lettuce, cilantro, and onions.

[Itchybottom]

I'd like to remind everyone, though it's not Tuesday (for decent tacos in Irvine), it's still chicken soft taco Thursday, 3 for $2.09 at Del Taco! GO GET SOME.

[Messianic]

Originally Posted by Itchybottom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Maltodextrin/corn starch. There's a lot of it in their food, it's a good energy source carb-wise, but it also draws water into the bowels and causes you to colon blow when you have too much of it. Soy Lecithin actually boosts that effect ten fold. The only things safe to eat from Taco Bell are lettuce, cilantro, and onions.

These are in high quantities in their food, but the effect those things have on you varies widely from person to person. When I was a broke college student i'd buy two of their spicy chicken burritos for 2$ and never had a problem.

Some people are heavily sensitive to these things based on diet, heredity, etc...which is why people are either "taco bell is awesome," or "Taco bell is *!@#*@."

For the average person, you'll usually only get the "colon blow" effect (As an aside, i googled that for fun and look at the first link - http://www.colonblow.com - ROFL) if you're already overeating at Taco bell, and therefore get absurd amounts of those things in one sitting

A similar effect can happen if someone eats any kind of mass-produced pastry. It's not just Taco Bell, or something Taco Bell is unique for...

[Messianic]

Originally Posted by Fourthmeal [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Messianic is a true Hero of the Shell, and may his colon pass everything quickly and true!

TBH, I really prefer Moe's to Taco Bell =)

::knows this will immediately put him out of Fourthmeal's good graces::

[purist]

Originally Posted by Itchybottom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'd like to remind everyone, though it's not Tuesday (for decent tacos in Irvine), it's still chicken soft taco Thursday, 3 for $2.09 at Del Taco! GO GET SOME.

I actually went to Dell Taco yesterday because I haven't gone there since undergrad and missed it. I got a #12 (Spicy Chicken Burrito, Chicken Soft Taco & Fries).

The fries were crinkle-cut, crispy and delicious. As always.

The rest of it, was fucking disgusting.

I paid $6 for a cherry coke and some fries.

[Mooshoo Pork]

Chinese food FTW . . . Oh wait, they still called Chinese?

[Ridic]

Originally Posted by Itchybottom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Del Taco > Taco Bell

Taco Bueno > Life

[Tumdumm]

chicken bacon swiss or the beef n cheddar?