Anti Gay Tip

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by runlvlzero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

None atm. I am currently planetless. How does that make you feel?

I feel like I hope your oxygen supply is running low.

[runlvlzero]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I feel like I hope your oxygen supply is running low.

Awwwww [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] <--- me suffocating for you

[Pizza Dude]

This kind of stuff doesn't happen in pizzerias. People forget their troubles while eating pizza.

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[runlvlzero]

Originally Posted by Pizza Dude [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This kind of stuff doesn't happen in pizzerias. People forget their troubles while eating pizza.

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Where I went to elementary school there was a murder in pizza hut in the back. The guy was hacked up by a butcher knife. Probably some revenge killing. Dunno if they ever found out who did it. Was messy, pictures in the paper were pretty graphic.

[runlvlzero]

P.S. I only watched season 1-2 ish of southpark. And I only remember theres a towel and canadians and sadamn hussien is a gay guy whos portrayed as evil.

[runlvlzero]

Also apparently no one can beat jesus in 1 on 1 hand to hand combat.

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by runlvlzero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Where I went to elementary school there was a murder in pizza hut in the back. The guy was hacked up by a butcher knife. Probably some revenge killing. Dunno if they ever found out who did it. Was messy, pictures in the paper were pretty graphic.

can you not read? cooking and eating pizza are two different things.

[runlvlzero]

Originally Posted by Ahldagor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

can you not read? cooking and eating pizza are two different things.

You seem really upset about this so lets go over it very carefully so you may have an opportunity to understand the logic of my trolly trollin.

Originally Posted by Pizza Dude [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This kind of stuff doesn't happen in pizzerias.

Take this sentence very literally. Apply the logical fact that people are doing more things than eating Pizza in pizzerias. Assume that violence may well then happen amongst the non eating pizzeria ecosystem. Even if the people eating pizza are in a pacified state.

If anyone can paraphrase this in more kindergarten esque logic. Please feel free to ftfy for me )

[runlvlzero]

Also eating pizza is violent towards that melted cheese and all those glued on microbes being crushed and inhaled in the pizza/meats/uncooked bits of dough etc... I highly doubt a pizza remains a sterile environment in a pizzeria for very long after leaving the oven. Especially as it quickly starts to cool to room temperature. Eating is a violent act.

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by runlvlzero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You seem really upset about this so lets go over it very carefully so you may have an opportunity to understand the logic of my trolly trollin.



Take this sentence very literally. Apply the logical fact that people are doing more things than eating Pizza in pizzerias. Assume that violence may well then happen amongst the non eating pizzeria ecosystem. Even if the people eating pizza are in a pacified state.

If anyone can paraphrase this in more kindergarten esque logic. Please feel free to ftfy for me )

i set you up so well, and that's the best you got?