Extraterrestrials have made contact!!!!

[r00t]

basically yea if you worship devil you can get anything you want. but you cant sell your soul tho because it doesnt belong to you.

youre still gonna burn\

[Ahldagor]

http://hermetic.com/norton/pdf/goetia.pdf

which Devil?

[Raavak]

Ah! Aleister Crowley. L. Ron Hubbard's mentor.

[aowen]

Forgot ziggurats. This is about as much of a proof of aliens as Earth proves intelligent design. Having a big base and stacking progressively smaller levels seems an intuitive way for anyone to build a building when they don't have much modern knowledge or technology to build anything else big.

What do you think, aliens came were like 'this is how you stack stones in a pyramid shape, now fucking do it" I can make a pyramid with fucking beer cans.

[Orruar]

Originally Posted by aowen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What do you think, aliens came were like 'this is how you stack stones in a pyramid shape, now fucking do it" I can make a pyramid with fucking beer cans.

But you only have beer because Aliens showed the ancient Egyptians how to make beer, which was also used as a fuel in their flying saucers. The evidence is overwhelming!

[aowen]

I heard Lord Xenu throws a helluva keggar

Originally Posted by Orruar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

But you only have beer because Aliens showed the ancient Egyptians how to make beer, which was also used as a fuel in their flying saucers. The evidence is overwhelming!

[Orruar]

Originally Posted by aowen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I heard Lord Xenu throws a helluva keggar

Indeed, just watch out if he's throwing a beach party anywhere near a volcano.

[Raavak]

Yeah, no shit, I fell for that one in a past like 75,000,000 years ago [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Raavak]

past life, damnit

[runlvlzero]

Jordon Maxwell
Michael Tsarion
Lloyd Pie

All great men who spoke as much of the truth as they could find.