Meccezan PoP Quiz

[Daldolma]

rnf is srs

[Kagatob]

No u. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Wudan]

Originally Posted by Rellapse19 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You Know You Are a Mexican When...

• You share the same social security number with all your amigos
• Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus
• You smell like BO all the time
• You don't know what BO is
• You have at least thirty cousins
• You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
• There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
• You run and hide when you see the border patrol
• You see a fence and want to hop over it
• You have crooked teeth
• You are too short to go on rides in disney land
• You mow lawns for a living
• You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood
• You fart more than you breath
• Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
• You use your lips to point something out
• Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment
• You have at least thirty cousins
• You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
• You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
• There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party
• The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
• You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
• Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
• Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

You know you are american when...
You can win a law suit over your coffee being too hot
You think The Office is so funny that the Brits should do their own version
Your gym has escalators
Your city has more cars than citizens
You dont know who you declared independence from
You DO know who you declared independence from. Mexico, right?
You invent a sport that features an egg shaped object that you play with your hands and call it “football”
Your dinner contains at least 6,000 calories and is double deep fried in pig lard
You cant pronounce the name of a country you have invaded
...a Pizza Vending Machine. Really?
You believe the Earth is 7,000 years old
You think that Africa and Asia are both countries
Your Miss America can’t identify the U.S. on a map
You had a job at McDonald’s or Wal-Mart at some point in your life
Speaking a second language means you're an immigrant
You don’t find it odd that you may drive a car when you turn 16, but are committing a serious crime when drinking beer under 21
You use a system of measurement that is based on the length of the King’s nose
You use a four ton vehicle and burn two gallons of gas to go two blocks for a gallon of milk
You’ve spent $250,000 on your bachelor’s degree
You spend more money on fast food than on higher education
You believe that the sun revolves around the earth
You can differentiate three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup

[r00t]

You know you're from Western Europe when...
You fail militarily and have to have America save your ass

[Wudan]

Originally Posted by r00t [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You know you're from Western Europe when...
You fail militarily and have to have America save your ass

its funny how you think it was america who saved the world [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] when in fact the main nazi army force (6th) was destroyed by russians during operation Barbarossa and you only fought the remnants...you know, 16 years old Hitlerjugend kids and back up army units that were left on western front... but yea, you did drop the nuke, so i guess you have the biggest balls right? I guess in 10 years your kids will be learning in school that you have liberated Iraq and saved the world once again from his dangerous WMDs [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

/back to school

[Rellapse19]

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[Atmas]

I give the OP post a K-, but immature 7th grade me might have given it a D+. Mexican bean jokes, this RnF forum is such garbage, but not in the good way.

[Reapin]

Originally Posted by Wudan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You know you are american when...
You can win a law suit over your coffee being too hot
You think The Office is so funny that the Brits should do their own version
Your gym has escalators
Your city has more cars than citizens
You dont know who you declared independence from
You DO know who you declared independence from. Mexico, right?
You invent a sport that features an egg shaped object that you play with your hands and call it “football”
Your dinner contains at least 6,000 calories and is double deep fried in pig lard
You cant pronounce the name of a country you have invaded
...a Pizza Vending Machine. Really?
You believe the Earth is 7,000 years old
You think that Africa and Asia are both countries
Your Miss America can’t identify the U.S. on a map
You had a job at McDonald’s or Wal-Mart at some point in your life
Speaking a second language means you're an immigrant
You don’t find it odd that you may drive a car when you turn 16, but are committing a serious crime when drinking beer under 21
You use a system of measurement that is based on the length of the King’s nose
You use a four ton vehicle and burn two gallons of gas to go two blocks for a gallon of milk
You’ve spent $250,000 on your bachelor’s degree
You spend more money on fast food than on higher education
You believe that the sun revolves around the earth
You can differentiate three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup

You forgot one:

You can't see your dick or your feet when you look down.

[Hailto]

Originally Posted by Wudan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

its funny how you think it was america who saved the world [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] when in fact the main nazi army force (6th) was destroyed by russians during operation Barbarossa and you only fought the remnants...you know, 16 years old Hitlerjugend kids and back up army units that were left on western front... but yea, you did drop the nuke, so i guess you have the biggest balls right? I guess in 10 years your kids will be learning in school that you have liberated Iraq and saved the world once again from his dangerous WMDs [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

/back to school

WW2 was won with a combined effort, however, without the US the war likely would have ended differently. The same can be said for Russia and the UK.