I want to fastrack being an idiot in RL. Tips?

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

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I only have one eye. No gimme all your wallets!

Pro-tip: wear a mirrored eyepatch over the *good eye*


The fall for it every time and end up owing you a new glasser!

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

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[Toxigen]

Get your vaxx eat the bugs and own nothing.

That'll get ya off to a good start.

[Diziet]

Eat the paste with me and Toxigen, libs.

[Confit]

I'll never be high enough to understand this thread.

And for that reason, I'm out.

[Chortles Snortles]

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[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Let's say you are a young mother, trying to do right. You and your husband work pretty stressful jobs, and, well, a friend suggested microdosing. You heard that 10 micrograms is still kinda heavy, so you and your husband decide to try 5 micrograms, which made for a perfect barely-noticeable buzz.


You feel so good that you think it certainly is no harm to microdose the twins' upcoming 2nd birthday party. They say it's the first one you remember. What can 1 microgram do?



You accidentally use the syringe that measures out mg's, not micrograms, and so the juiceboxes are liquid versions of Jerry Garcia's nostril hairs.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

accidentally use the syringe that measures out mg's, not micrograms

this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen since lunch

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Continuing in parenting errors.


Be an "early adopter" of the "AI Nanny" that surely is being fed every episode of The Nanny into it. And by accident, a taxidermy textbook. That's real fur. All our kids were born with a full head of hair, the remorseful parents said.

[magnetaress]

Lol yeah AI raising people and or running prisons hospitals daycare and school is going to be 🤑🤑🤑