2020 Election MEGAthread

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Interesting, so its like the people are battling for which type of daddy they have. Either one that likes hugging trees, or one that likes hiding behind them shooting at things.

And then once the daddy they like is in charge the people go back to libation and drinking alcohol while they assume their daddy is mostly going to do stuff that they'd approve of and they dont have to worry about it.

Does that pretty much sum it up?

It's exactly like your daddy favoring your better looking and more successful brother every time and the only time you get a bike is if your brother also wanted a bike.

edit: your bike is the shittier version without the gel seat and with a derailleur that will break your chain the first time out

edit2: also, you don't own the bike, it's actually your brother's

edit3: it's up to you to fix it though

edit4: looks like someone stole it

edit5: your daddy says it's your fault and go apologize to your brother

edit6: your brother gives you a nuggie

edit6: still wants his rental money for that bike you don't have

edit7: suggests a pay day loan

edit8: you are trapped in a horrible cycle of rising unpayable interest

edit9: you can no longer afford your obmama care and look for different obmama to save you

edit10: meanwhile you get bowel cancer and die

edit11: your miserable estate is sued by your brother to get his bike rental money back

so exactly like that

[Jibartik]

https://youtu.be/PqbB07n_uQ4

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[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

https://youtu.be/PqbB07n_uQ4

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[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

https://youtu.be/PqbB07n_uQ4

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Omggg what a fun vidoe seriously.

ever get the feel that these guys kinda got a god vibe goin?

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[FatherSioux]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Omggg what a fun vidoe seriously.

ever get the feel that these guys kinda got a god vibe goin?

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How do you get your hair to look like that? Is that product he puts in there? I shave my head(Nazi) so all this hair care stuff is beyond me.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by FatherSioux [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How do you get your hair to look like that? Is that product he puts in there? I shave my head(Nazi) so all this hair care stuff is beyond me.

He probably had some ancestry with curly hair, a perm like that costs like $200 at a salon that won't melt ur face off

the color looks fake but the curls look real, -cosmetology taught me this

actually i like the color job

it looks super saturated in product your not wrong about that but its not the reason for the curls its because of the curls

i want to say he needs a shower and to get some of that product out its wayy to much

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My logical choice was Cory Booker. He's black, he's gay, he's young, he's not bad looking.

Unfortunately he's got some real weird closeted thing going on, like he feels America would never accept a gay and a black President, so he hides it, but then comes across as insincere when he tries to pass of some beard as his main squeeze in a very public manner.

I knew that would come up if he tangled with Trump so I downgraded him.

ya america is definately not ready for that level of wierd

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's exactly like your daddy favoring your better looking and more successful brother every time and the only time you get a bike is if your brother also wanted a bike.

edit: your bike is the shittier version without the gel seat and with a derailleur that will break your chain the first time out

edit2: also, you don't own the bike, it's actually your brother's

edit3: it's up to you to fix it though

edit4: looks like someone stole it

edit5: your daddy says it's your fault and go apologize to your brother

edit6: your brother gives you a nuggie

edit6: still wants his rental money for that bike you don't have

edit7: suggests a pay day loan

edit8: you are trapped in a horrible cycle of rising unpayable interest

edit9: you can no longer afford your obmama care and look for different obmama to save you

edit10: meanwhile you get bowel cancer and die

so exactly like that

edit11: your miserable estate is sued by your brother to get his bike rental money back

exactly this is why amewrica will turn gay and then transition

*lots of edits besure to refresh and reread

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ya america is definately not ready for that level of wierd

My dream candidate is young, black, and gay. Also a Republican etc etc of course.

No one could stop that train.

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Omggg what a fun vidoe seriously.

ever get the feel that these guys kinda got a god vibe goin?

https://i.imgur.com/f1Yymmf.png

Im glad you watched it!! Its crazy when you realize everything he's talking to is being generated from a neural net. lol

We have achieved startrek ship computer in 2020!

The question is will it achieve Skynet status by 20XX [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

GTP3 works by basically, it read/reads the internet, and now generates answers to prompts based off what it learned.

it can program, you can design websites with it by being like, Make a website that looks like project 1999's website but is called OFFTOPICONLY and has a logo that looks kind of like the project1999 website logo.

You can literally tell it that, and it will generate a website, that is literally that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjUvMQvrjrg

Its insane!!

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Im glad you watched it!! Its crazy when you realize everything he's talking to is being generated from a neural net. lol

We have achieved startrek ship computer in 2020!

The question is will it achieve Skynet status by 20XX [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

GTP3 works by basically, it read the internet, and now generates answers to prompts based off what it learned.

I knew about this stuff when MIT was doing it waay the fuck back then in secret sorta labs, this just confirms everything and my gut kinda sinks, but also fills with joy and i have no idea if its real or what to think about those feelings.

GPT-3 has their eyes (plural lol) set on 2042. No joke.

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

2042.

There's that number again, that we think is a joke. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

on the upside really any AI advanced enough to dominate humanity would be able to make it quick and painless or, invisible, or really efficient, we won't suffer much, and it may even amuse itself by trying to 'make us better' which could be bad. A lot of really good books wrote about that stuff almost 40 years ago.

If you have netflix, tonight watch the movie Mother, its the best.

 

It really showed me how there could be a god that you could argue "wait, you really want me to just worship you for eternity, that doesn't even make sense" and it'd be like "you are deleted, next!"