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Old 05-23-2018, 12:14 PM
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Just imagine for a second a world in which the slaughter and abuse of animals was outlawed, buttt...

We could allow consenting adults to attach a stem cell and scaffold giant black penis to themselves, and they'd feed it directly from their circulatory system and sell it on the market instead of beef.

We are getting real close to being able to grow limbs like this, we can do ears and heart patches simple stuff no problem now. But whyyyy grow it in factories when we can have humanes carry the organ around for us now? It could be certified free range and organic that way.

Also, if we are killing animals I prefer the Halal way, sharp knives to the juglar and a caring Muslim priest who's specially trained is way better than a dirty industrial machine where they are all packed in and basically trauma'd to death. Not sure if the jewish alternative is acceptable because I haven't researched it.
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Old 05-23-2018, 12:28 PM
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i just dont think that massive penis flesh would be very good eating
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Old 05-23-2018, 01:04 PM
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Ya, IDK, I'm not saying we have to do things a certain way, We could also look into transgenics, horsecocks, or something too.

Some good picks here.

10 Penises People Actually Eat
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/peni...An#.nulZ8B0joN

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Old 05-23-2018, 01:06 PM
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$4.17 is kinda pricey I guess, but ok... I definitely may prefer other cuts of meat.

That comes out to more like $5+ per lb so really not that efficient a source of protein with current tech levels.
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Old 05-23-2018, 01:12 PM
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Yeah, animal penises are said to be rich in collagen, beneficial for the skin.

There's a new fad with collagen because of poor western diets. Might want to invest some stock in one of those companies.

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Old 05-23-2018, 04:37 PM
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sum bitch..

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Old 05-23-2018, 04:47 PM
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is there a difference between Mblake81 and Mblake1981

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Old 05-23-2018, 04:55 PM
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is there a difference between Mblake81 and Mblake1981

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reasonable question. Different accounts set up on different computers in different places at different times. For the life of me I can't remember the password to this one but its saved on it and its my original acc.

I use one at a time depending on where I am.

Edit, Now my question to you:

Do you live on these boards spamming constantly about Gainz and CucKs because you already have my post count for this one matched and the other is about the same, stands to reason you will surpass it quickly with more of the same.
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Old 05-23-2018, 06:18 PM
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Gains are good. Vodka is not.

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Old 05-24-2018, 03:44 PM
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