2020 Election MEGAthread

[Kich867]

"Nation waits patiently to see if candidate leading by 4 million votes wins election."

[BlackBellamy]

I go to sleep Trump is ahead +1775 and I wake up Biden is ahead +1800. And I always thought it a giant problem to get any productivity out of the night shift! I see the Atlanta Vote Printing Inc. has solved that problem.

Which is the most critical state?

Pennsylvania?

No, I said which is the most critical state?

Arizona!

No, I said which is the most critical state!!!

Georgia!


The lesson here is that we're all very important! That's what makes America great! You could be in North Dakota, think about it, North Dakota? And then one day you and your vote photocopy machine determine the fate of the nation! Well, at least participate in a great charade that reveals the chosen one to the people.

[Morton Jr]

RIP Guys biden getting georgia pa and nevada 100%

oh well

[BlackBellamy]

Decision Desk has decided:

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Does anyone know what a Decision Desk is?

Is that where the decision is made, or is this sentient furniture?

Ok, dammit, anyway, based on this one tweet from some desk I am switching my vote and declare that PA is indeed the most critical state after all!

(I'm planning on starting an apparel business after all this. "I went to Pennsylvania and all I got was this very important t-shirt, just like the state!" won't fit on a handbag but I'm still iterating)

[QuantumZebra]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Decision Desk has decided:

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Does anyone know what a Decision Desk is?

Is that where the decision is made, or is this sentient furniture?

Ok, dammit, anyway, based on this one tweet from some desk I am switching my vote and declare that PA is indeed the most critical state after all!

(I'm planning on starting an apparel business after all this. "I went to Pennsylvania and all I got was this very important t-shirt, just like the state!" won't fit on a handbag but I'm still iterating)

I know losing this one hurts, but when you elect a racist/sexist pig from NY pretending to be a conservative, it happens.

Don't worry, just say "Biden is my President" and it will all be better [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Originally Posted by theaetatus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah, when nearly 70 million people vote for a narcissistic man-child who has been obviously lying to them every day for four years and the opposition can only field an ancient creepy guy a hair's breadth from full dementia, you know it's going to take a few years...

facts

[Ripqozko]

Originally Posted by QuantumZebra [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I know losing this one hurts, but when you elect a racist/sexist pig from NY pretending to be a conservative, it happens.

Don't worry, just say "Biden is my President" and it will all be better [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]



facts

Nothing will pass through senate anyways see ya in 2022

[Kich867]

Originally Posted by Ripqozko [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nothing will pass through senate anyways see ya in 2022

This is something I've been confused about, republicans are upset they may lose the election but I think they're winning just about everything else aren't they? Biden is very, very unlikely to be able do very much in office if he wins.

[Ripqozko]

Originally Posted by Kich867 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is something I've been confused about, republicans are upset they may lose the election but I think they're winning just about everything else aren't they? Biden is very, very unlikely to be able do very much in office if he wins.

Correct I’m not upset cause of that

[Baler]

Originally Posted by Ripqozko [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nothing will pass through senate anyways see ya in 2022

Let's hope you're right and they protect 2A

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let's hope you're right and they protect 2A

i'm a monk irl and bullets literally bounce off me

(although I advocate now that everyone buy guns) more guns = more guns for me if i need them

bullets dont bounce off my enemies so well