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Old 08-20-2020, 03:57 PM
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Ooh your rant just reminded me of the worst thing. TV channels that cut down scenes out of shows so they get more time to show advertisements. I remember once watching Scrubs and thinking ‘Hey, thats a callback gag except the part they are calling back to didn’t actually happen...’

I think that was the point when I was done with television.
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Old 08-20-2020, 02:41 PM
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We serve warm empire every day because that's what the people want. You think we're forcing it down their throats? They lick the plate clean and ask for more. I know you think you know better and it's just a matter of educating the plebes but it's not. It's a matter of shooting them over and over until the ones that are left obey you out of fear. And as soon as you turn your back they'll stick a fork in it and bang on their plates cause they're hungry for more empire.
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Empire is when you offer loans to developing economies so they can trade with you
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Old 08-20-2020, 02:56 PM
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We serve warm empire every day because that's what the people want. You think we're forcing it down their throats? They lick the plate clean and ask for more. I know you think you know better and it's just a matter of educating the plebes but it's not. It's a matter of shooting them over and over until the ones that are left obey you out of fear. And as soon as you turn your back they'll stick a fork in it and bang on their plates cause they're hungry for more empire.
the assyrians thought much the same as you.
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Old 08-20-2020, 05:44 PM
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the assyrians thought much the same as you.
the assyrians started thinking (as a people) around 2600BC but it took about 300 years to get that proper akkadian empire thinking and that empire thinking lasted until maybe 600BC when they finally ceased to have independent political thoughts, although as a people they continued to think for many centuries after.

i guess im on the right track. if i want to provide 17 centuries of stability for my children and their descendants i guess thinking like an assyrian can be the way to go.

marxism gave it a go, i think soviet russia lasted 74 years
i know china is still at it, but they still need 3 more years to pull even
not sure they can make it
maybe there's some breaking point after three generations of bullshit
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the assyrians started thinking (as a people) around 2600BC but it took about 300 years to get that proper akkadian empire thinking and that empire thinking lasted until maybe 600BC when they finally ceased to have independent political thoughts, although as a people they continued to think for many centuries after.

i guess im on the right track. if i want to provide 17 centuries of stability for my children and their descendants i guess thinking like an assyrian can be the way to go.

marxism gave it a go, i think soviet russia lasted 74 years
i know china is still at it, but they still need 3 more years to pull even
not sure they can make it
maybe there's some breaking point after three generations of bullshit
capped now you can't delete [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] very dumb!

Akkadians lived communally and tribally; much more comparable to militant communism than the philosophy of limp-dicked, anti-family consumptive compulsion which has turnt us into a short-lived, miserable case study in empire even despite having the easiest scenario of domination in world history. Don't look to Zodium for too many answers; they're trying in futility to reconcile pacifism with reality. They're much smarter than you are tho!

Rome spent more on social programs than we do!
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capped now you can't delete [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] very dumb!

Akkadians lived communally and tribally; much more comparable to militant communism than the philosophy of limp-dicked, anti-family consumptive compulsion which has turnt us into a short-lived, miserable case study in empire even despite having the easiest scenario of domination in world history. Don't look to Zodium for too many answers; they're trying in futility to reconcile pacifism with reality. They're much smarter than you are tho!

Rome spent more on social programs than we do!
Another excellent rage against the machine song
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Old 08-20-2020, 09:45 PM
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the assyrians started thinking (as a people) around 2600BC but it took about 300 years to get that proper akkadian empire thinking and that empire thinking lasted until maybe 600BC when they finally ceased to have independent political thoughts, although as a people they continued to think for many centuries after.

i guess im on the right track. if i want to provide 17 centuries of stability for my children and their descendants i guess thinking like an assyrian can be the way to go.
around. about. maybe. you guess. shall I entertain the notion that you would build the futures of your children and their descendants for the next seventeen centuries on concepts riddled with doubt even to your own mind? you play with this knowledge like a newborn child, blindly suckling on now this, now that, maneuvering it into your mouth with only the greatest of difficulties and to little avail.

empire is not for children, but for empire. even as you feign and play at embracing the darkness, like imperiouskitten, you lay bare your wish that I have an answer. a light to banish the dark. yet the dark seems to you so overwhelmingly black that you do not truly believe such a light exists, or even can exist. and so it is closed to you, until you allow yourself to have faith.

you will see it does not matter that joe biden is a senile rapist. it does not even matter if he is alive. when the living person has no individuality, a corpse may just as well take the throne.
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around. about. maybe. you guess. shall I entertain the notion that you would build the futures of your children and their descendants for the next seventeen centuries on concepts riddled with doubt even to your own mind? you play with this knowledge like a newborn child, blindly suckling on now this, now that, maneuvering it into your mouth with only the greatest of difficulties and to little avail.

empire is not for children, but for empire. even as you feign and play at embracing the darkness, like imperiouskitten, you lay bare your wish that I have an answer. a light to banish the dark. yet the dark seems to you so overwhelmingly black that you do not truly believe such a light exists, or even can exist. and so it is closed to you, until you allow yourself to have faith.

you will see it does not matter that joe biden is a senile rapist. it does not even matter if he is alive. when the living person has no individuality, a corpse may just as well take the throne.
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